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Subject: I stuck my finger in a Woolies girl tonight...
Let's get right to it: I stuck my finger in a Woolies girl tonight.

I can't believe leaving it there will satisfy anyone, so here's the rest of the story.

The girl who served me had commented this morning about her new Axolotls (ie: Salamanders).  We discussed them briefly tonight while I was buying my groceries, and I tried without success to convince her they were not 'Mexican Walking Fish' but were Salamanders.  She has no trouble believing both, but I refused to allow that they were fish.

"You know what they feel like?"  she asked.  "Like the inside of my mouth!  Touch the inside of your mouth.  That's what they feel like."  She demonstrated by swabbing the inside of her cheek with her finger.  "Try it!"

I said "Wouldn't it make more sense if I touched the inside of your mouth?  How do I know mine feels the same as yours?"

"Ew, no way!" she replies.

Another girl walks by and says "You can touch my mouth."  And she stands there, mouth open, while the girl serving me touches the inside of her cheek.  "Ew!" she says, and steps away.  She looks at me and asks if I'd like to have a go. 

"Sure." I says, and she steps towards me, mouth agape.  I stuck my finger in and touched the inside of her cheek.  "Ew!" she says, and bats my hand away.

So yeah.  I've been inside a woolies girl.  Have you?


Epilogue:  After we passed around the alcohol disinfectant, I was grabbing my groceries and heard the girl who we'd all been inside say to her customer "Would you like to try?  Everyone else has."  The customer     declined, so I said to her as I passed by "You really should give it a go.  Chances like this don't come along every day."
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This post was edited on 2009-08-10, 18:28 by NFG.
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Quote by corpsicle:
<nfg> wouldnt it make more sense if i put my 'salamander' in your mouth ?
<woolies girl> your what ?
<nfg> wait ill show you
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Subject: Outrage!
Are you trying to say you didn't like being in one of us woolies girls?
Most guys DONT complain; at all. haha.
But seriously, our mexican walking fish feel like the inside of your mouth.
Slimy & soft.
No lies.
Mine wont eat tho. Katies keeps attacking every ounce of food that goes in there.
Its just like Katie; loves its food.
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Quote by NFG:
Let's get right to it: I stuck my finger in a Woolies girl tonight.

...

"You know what they feel like?"  she asked.  "Like the inside of my ??????!  Touch the inside of your ??????.  That's what they feel like."  She demonstrated by swabbing the inside of her ????? with her finger.  "Try it!"

I said "Wouldn't it make more sense if I touched the inside of your ??????  How do I know mine feels the same as yours?"

"Ew, no way!" she replies.

Another girl walks by and says "You can touch my ???????."  And she stands there, ??????? open, while the girl serving me touches the inside of her ???????.  "Ew!" she says, and steps away.  She looks at me and asks if I'd like to have a go. 

"Sure." I says, and she steps towards me, ??????? agape.  I stuck my finger in and touched the inside of her ???????.  "Ew!" she says, and bats my hand away.

So yeah.  I've been inside a woolies girl.  Have you?

...

Well, it's certainly different...
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At Woolies tonight the girl who I had previously been inside briefly offered to let me in again, but changed her mind when I moved t'ward her with two fingers at the ready.  "Go easy" I think was the comment I heard from her cohort (Hallo Katie).

She said she didn't have any hand sanitizer, and I looked at my hand full of coins and said "Yeah, and I've been hanging on to this change..."

To which she replied, and I'm not sure why, "I'll let you put it in."

My jaw fell open and Katie at the next register gave me a 'what!?' look, but the girl serving me didn't bat an eye.  As I was leaving, Katie says "This better be on your website later."

Oh, you'd better believe it will be.
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Soon you're going to have them coming over to your house cracking open the old SNES or better yet, linking all your gameboys together!

Wait till he turns up at woolies with his camera... :P
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