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Author name (Administrator) 2011-12-27, 20:37 #1
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Subject: Some old NFG comics!
I wrote these while I was in Japan, and they span about 2002-2005.  Most of them are game related, but occasionally I bitch about other silly stuff.

They're all poorly drawn and a little hard to follow, I'm sorry.

Here's the intro strip.  It's very rudimentary.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/neography/grafx/comica.gif]

By episode 2, I was kicking ass.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/neography/grafx/comic2.gif]

It didn't get any better.
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Author name (Administrator) 2011-12-27, 20:39 #2
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I don't like endless cloudy days stuck in the house.

This is one of the rare episodes where I drew myself in different positions.  I didn't really like the results, or the time it took.  So I stopped.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/neography/grafx/comic3.gif]
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Author name (Administrator) 2011-12-27, 20:40 #3
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The movie TRON had a huge impact on me.

I wrote about it over here.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/neography/grafx/comicd.gif]
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Author name (Administrator) 2011-12-27, 20:42 #4
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When Nintendo announced Phantasy Star Online for the GameCube, I was pretty keen.  Until I remembered how incredibly dull and repetitive the Dreamcast versions were.  A A B! A A B!  A A B! A A B! A A B! A A B! A A B! A A B! A A B!

Fucking boring.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/neography/grafx/comice.jpg]
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Author name (Administrator) 2011-12-27, 20:43 #5
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This one would be a lot funnier if you could read the small text.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/neography/grafx/comicF.jpg]

Did you notice how the tie colours change every time?  Or how they all lean in unison?
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Author name (Administrator) 2011-12-27, 20:45 #6
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Our apartment at the time was very small, but I was reaching epic new levels in katamari-like hoovering of all the cool shit in Japan.  I had some eight warehouse racks in a tiny room by the time I wrote this, stacked floor to ceiling with games and consoles and weird shit like you've never seen.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/neography/grafx/comicG.jpg]
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Author name (Administrator) 2011-12-27, 20:45 #7
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This is probably my best work.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/neography/grafx/comicH.jpg]
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Author name (Administrator) 2011-12-27, 20:54 #8
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A little bit of introspection here.

It's probably ill advised.

Interestingly this sort of internet site doesn't really exist anymore.  I wonder what happened to all the camwhores.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/neography/grafx/comicI2.jpg]

This comic was originally horizontal, I sloppily cut it up for vertical reading.  The original is right here.
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Author name (Administrator) 2011-12-27, 20:57 #9
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This is probably TMI.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/neography/grafx/comicj2.jpg]
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Author name (Administrator) 2011-12-27, 20:58 #10
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[Image: http://nfggames.com/neography/grafx/comick.gif]

I got nothin'.

As for this one... No one else seemed to think this was as funny as I did.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/neography/grafx/comicl.png]
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Author name (Administrator) 2011-12-27, 21:00 #11
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This seems like a tired old joke, but I love it.

Note the amazing new angle.  My drawing skills at their zenith, right here.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/neography/grafx/comicm2.jpg]

Scaled down a little.  Original size is right here!
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Author name (Administrator) 2011-12-27, 21:03 #12
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More accurate wife quotes.

More copy/pasta artwork.

I don't blame you if you close the window and walk away.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/neography/grafx/comicn2.jpg]

Scaled down a little.  Original size is right here!
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Author name (Administrator) 2011-12-27, 21:04 #13
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Bonus post!

Here's a behind-the-scenes making of image.

It's sort of lame.

Click it anyway.
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Author name (Administrator) 2011-12-27, 21:06 #14
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This is a long one, but it sort of encapsulates my online life in a nutshell.

Basically, I believe that people will - when violently confronted with their own pathetic inadequacies - change their behaviour and become better people because getting harassed all the time sucks, right?

Well, it turns out the only person doing the harassing is me, and they sort of dislike me for it. 

I dunno, when someone tells me I'm wrong, I fix my shit.  Am I the only one?

And yes, I realize the irony of an English comic with spelling mistakes.  Fuck you.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/neography/grafx/comicp.png]
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Author name (Administrator) 2011-12-27, 21:09 #15
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"Bemani" is short for BeatMania, a falling-notes music game that fags play. 

Fags that get laid a lot more than me, I'm sad to admit.

Do you like the awesome Max Headroom background?

Do you even know what that is? 

I'm so old.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/neography/grafx/comicQ2.jpg]

Scaled down a little.  Original size is right here!
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