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Subject: JodiePossessed!
Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce the delightful Jodie. She's a little bit lazy, or maybe shy, or perhaps disinterested, but whatever the case she's not writing her own intro.
It falls to me, therefore, to discuss the finer points of Jodie. Particularly, those two delightful points she carries with her at all times. They're, like, pretty nice. Perky in cold mountain streams, I can say with some authority.
And she possesses a rather incredible smile. She doesn't use it often, but when she forgets herself momentarily she lights up rooms and makes hearts skip beats.
Come to think of it, both of these attributes are bad for this old man's health.
Fuck's sake, Jodie! Are you trying to kill me?
Her profile is here.
It falls to me, therefore, to discuss the finer points of Jodie. Particularly, those two delightful points she carries with her at all times. They're, like, pretty nice. Perky in cold mountain streams, I can say with some authority.
And she possesses a rather incredible smile. She doesn't use it often, but when she forgets herself momentarily she lights up rooms and makes hearts skip beats.
Come to think of it, both of these attributes are bad for this old man's health.
Fuck's sake, Jodie! Are you trying to kill me?
Her profile is here.
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