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Esseesse: It's not that bad... 

Tonight they've been yelling for a long time, and suddenly it's the end of the world (again).  Dad's kicking JayJay out, again. 

Quote by Dad:
I fucking warned you!  I fucking warned you, motherfucker!  Get out of my house!  Now!

JayJay's denying it with his usual insistence and it is, as always, completely surreal. 

I didn't do that thing I was just doing that you told me not to do!  

Riiight.

Thirty seconds later I think JayJay's gone to his room, perchance to sleep, as if this never happened.  And as far as his ability to learn is concerned, it never did.
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JayJay's in the back yard playing with the hose.  Dad yells at him to turn the hose off, and JayJay replies "It is off, dad."

Ten minutes later dad bellows again Turn the bloody hose off! to which JayJay replies, predictably, it is off!

But he's still standing there spraying nothing in particular.


Dad's new thing is screaming at the kids to get out of his house.  Several times throughout every day I can hear him screaming "get out of my house!" and expletive-laden variations of this theme.  I think I should get a stick and carve a notch into it every time he yells it. 

In about a month I think it'd be more like a sliver, with most of the stick whittled down to a memory.
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JayJay and dad are raging at each other tonight.  I can't hear it clearly, but it sounded briefly like it was going to result in something getting destroyed.  Then it sort of died down, JayJay's been kicked out of the house again, and I heard Dylan yell at him something something fucking dog! and JayJay replied "I didn't cause this!"


Earlier today I saw Dylan in the back yard making ooh woo woah sounds as if he was trying to sing a tribal dance number while beating on a metal bucket and the swings with a stick.  Picture this for a moment:

Whoah woo <ting>  woaaaa <ting>

and a pause while he turns to locate the bucket...

<bang>

and turns back for more

Wooah <ting>  wooo woh woh <ting>

and another pause as he turns around again

<bang>
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Yesterday JayJay walking and stomping on the roof of his house, literally lifting his feet and stomping them down along the crest of the tile roof.

Today he's back up there, in what seems to be a sort of protest.  I heard dad calling to him, sounding fairly exasperated, I'm not buying you shit, mate.  I hope you fall and break your neck.

They're negotiating something, I can hear them talking at a normal volume (which is a very strange thing, actually) until finally dad comes out the back door, points at JayJay menacingly, and says "Keep going, fuckhead.  Keep going, fuckhead.  Don't you fucking swear at me, cunt."

Yeah, geez.  Where would he get the idea that it's OK?
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This post was edited on 2012-11-26, 17:39 by NFG.
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After an hour of harassing his dad, marching around the yard and trying to get back into the house, JayJay hopped the fence into my yard, gave me a defiant grin and calmly walked out into the street in front of my house. 

He was back in his own yard seconds later, mocking dad as usual.

But then, weirdly, he started apologizing.  And bizarrely, he was apologizing to his mom who I haven't heard or seen in well over a year.  Mom, I'm sorry!  I love you.  You're my black queen, mommy.

I'm just astounded.  What the fuck is going on over there? 

Best I can guess, mom's dead and mummified under the kitchen sink.  Or, you know, something.


Earlier today I heard him singing:

Quote by JayJay:
It's raining, it's pouring, we all fall down!

----

Just now, JayJay was on top of something again.  Dad yelled at him "Get off it!"

JayJay replied "I'm getting off it.  It'll take a while, you'll have to wait for a short time."

That seems rather remarkably lucid.

...And now he's alternating between monkey noises and speaking with a British accent.
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This post was edited on 2012-12-02, 18:58 by NFG.
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Dad's had it tonight.  He's been going on for a while, getting louder and louder, and finally:

All I do is cleeeeeeeean. 
Get out brother! 
I'm sick of your shit!
You don't pick up after yourself.
All I do around here is clean up after you.
Fuck off JayJay.


Moments later.

You're still fucking here!?

I've fucking had enough of yous.
All I do is cleeean uuup.
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Every night lately JayJay and dad spend hours yelling at each other.  I can't hear it clearly and I can't see any of it, but it just goes on and on and on.  Every now and then dad reaches his boiling point:

Quote by Dad:
Settle down, mate!
Fucking settle doooown cunt!
Fucking settle doooown cunt!
Settle down, stop being fucking weird.

JayJay is, of course, very sorry.  Very very sorry.

For about a minute and a half, and it starts up again.


JayJay is outside babbling his ass off, it's random word salad over there.

Poppa!  Poppa!  It's me poppa!  Look, it's JayJay!

Then he shoulds "Leeeeave iiiit!" in a voice that sounds exactly like dad.  I don't know what he's doing.  "Here, orange.  Here, orange.  Unlock it?  Unlock it?  Poppa, please."

Banging sounds on the door.  "PLEASE!"

and dad yells "Fuck off!"

JayJay replies "I want to go to bed!"

Dad assures him that he can stay outside in the yard all night.  JayJay bangs loudly on the door, and then goes silent for a while.

Now he's calling to Brooke (the littlest sibling) and trying to coerce her to open the door.  JayJay's saying "Come on, unlock the door?" and you hear dad say "Don't unlock it."  They're both calling to Brooke and trying to get her to open the door (or not).

Dad yells "Cunt comes in here I'll knock the cunt out.  So fuck off."

Dad says   "Fuck off, ya wanker!  No cunt wants to be near ya!"

JayJay is still working on Brooke.  "Here, chewing gum!  Here, chewing gum!"   Now he's banging loudly on the door.  "Dad!  I'll go to bed!  Dad!"  He's crying now. 

Dad says "Nope, sorry.  You're not coming in!  And you'd better not sleep in my car or I'll knock a cunt out!"

"Dad!  Daddy!  Daddy?  Daddy, please!"

A minute or two of quiet, then JayJay starts slowly tapping on the door for several seconds.  "Daddy?  I'm calm."  tap tap tap tap tap tap tap...

Dad yells at him "Whattaya gotta hit the house for?  Do it again!  Do it again!  And I'll smash the back of your head on the concrete, cunt."

I think he's bouncing a basketball or something.  Dad lazily calls out "Get ooooout...  Get oooout..."
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This post was edited on 2012-12-19, 22:25 by NFG.
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Just before bed last night came the punchline:

Quote by Dad:
Get out of my fucking life, JayJay.  Fuck you're a weird cunt.

Bitch, you almost made me laugh.
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I heard through ye olde grapevine the other day that RayRay, who I haven't heard or seen in several months, has indeed moved out, apparently with her boyfriend, and she is pregnant.  Well, I think we all saw that coming.

Meanwhile dad's finally lost interest in Brooke, who I'm guessing is three years old or so.  She's taken to being desperately unhappy the last few nights, crying inconsolably, and dad no longer treats her with the new offspring reverence he used to.

"Stop it!  Stop crying!  Ahhhh, stop it ya fucking bitch!  What the fuck is wrong with ya?"

Merry Christmas, neighbors mine.
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Last night JayJay and dad were arguing again.  "I'm not gay!  I like girls!"

Dad, it seems, wasn't buying it. 


Lately JayJay seems to have started speaking in tongues.  He'll just scream 'oo cha cha!  chacka chacka oogachaka!' at the top of his lungs.  Then he'll sort of slip into a chorus of some sort.  He might be trying to accompany music, but I think it's something only he can hear.
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JayJay is yelling again.  "Dad!  Help me!"  Followed by some quieter carrying-on that I couldn't hear.  A minute or three later, I hear JayJay again, asking "Where's my <something something>!?"

Ever eloquent, dad replies Aah, it's up my fucking ass!

JayJay has made a decision.  "I'll wait till Thursday, I better find it by then."

Today is Monday.

Sixty seconds later, he screams a single "Fuuuuuuck!" before he starts begging for results.
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It's descending into chaos next door, the mutual antagonism is just constant.  JayJay is constantly tweaking people, dad's always banning him for life and relenting ten minutes later, and even little Brooke is constantly getting yelled at for something

And I mean yelled at.  Dad goes from zero to insane halfway through a sentence.  And the language! 


Last night at around 11pm the whole family was headed out somewhere.  Everyone except JayJay, who was begging to be allowed into the car, while dad bellowed at Dylan to lock the fucking door!  The whole time JayJay is pleading and wailing to be allowed to come he was simultaneously running around the car and trying the handles.  How dad managed to load up the other two kids without letting JayJay in is beyond me.

JayJay is, however, a clever manipulator.  He follows up his heart-wrenching wails about love for family and how he'll never ever ever do it again with insane laughter and glee at how he nearly tricked dad with his emotional play.

And then, when everyone else is in the car, dad screams at JayJay to open the fucking gate you little fucker!!


JayJay is outside right now alternating between begging to be let in and screaming "Open the fucking door before I beat the cunt in!"

It's remarkable how much he sounds like dad now.  Often I can't tell who's screaming 'cause the words and intonation are exactly the same.  Dad's just louder.


Earlier this evening he was being kicked out again, and he was devastated about having to spend any amout of time away from the PSP Vita he got for Christmas:

Quote by JayJay:
Daaaad!  I'm just a kid!

I need to survive!

Meanwhile up in our house we were howling with laughter. 


Right now dad's yelling "Get out of my fucking house!" and JayJay says "I want my fucking Vita!"

And while Brooke just screams dad and JayJay just loop the conversation over and over.
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Well, it looks like my funny neighbor stories are at an end.  JayJay was kicked out of the house tonight, and without him there's no comedy.

Nah, he'll be back. 

During the eviction he and his father screamed blue murder at each other and JayJay seems to have demolished the front door.  At least dad's carrying on like he has.

JayJay is in the street calling out for his shoes.  Dad throws them at him after a brief negotiation, during which time dad called JayJay some horrible things ('sick cunt' was the kindest part of the tirade, the rest was unintelligible but I could hear JayJay crying about it.  Until, quite suddenly, he was laughing and threatening to break dad's car. 

That car has a special place in the family.  Dad washes it all the time, and the kids are terrified of damaging it.  The rest of the house seems to be fair game, but the car is sacrosanct.

Quote by JayJay:
Let me inside, I want to have a shower.
Let me inside. It's dark outside.  I can't see, I might hurt myself.

Dad's not having it.  Not yet.  JayJay is promising to go straight to bed, but dad's adamant that it won't be happening tonight.  I give it ten more minutes before dad caves.
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Damn.  Twelve minutes.
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I don't know much about the inside of the house next door, but I can hear things sometimes that make me believe that it's a warren of secret rooms and see urity doors with devious mechanisms protecting piles of treasure.

Tonight dad was yelling at JayJay,  accusing him of accessing something he shouldn't have.  why were you in there ya cunt?  You know you're not supposed to go in there, so why ya do it!?

JayJay's response was maniacal laughter until he realized dad was serious,  at which point his defence became incoherent anger,  which turned to thrashing,  noisy rage once he'd been booted out of the house again. 

I don't know what it was JayJay got into, but based on how much it seems he really wanted that sweet little score, it must have been awesome.

Probably it was the secret Russian power core stored in sublevel 62, guarded by that tricky dual-key armoured door and the rottweiler.

Or maybe it was dad's booze stash.   I may never know.
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