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JayJay is running around the house screaming BOOWAKA BOOWAKA, occasionally echoed by Dylan. 

Now he's outside in the yard, screaming at the swingset.  BOOWAKA!  Fuck the Samoans!  I'll say it out loud!  Fuck the Samoans!

Back inside the house again, suddenly everyone cheers.  BOOWAKA!  BOOWAKA!

Dad curses and howls "You know what?  Get out of my house!"

...

I guess they're watching the game?


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A couple of hours later and JayJay is outside screaming at someone "I don't care!  FUCK you.  FUCK you.  This is MY country.  You're a fucking DOG."
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This post was edited on 2013-09-28, 18:45 by NFG.
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Conversations like this go on CONSTANTLY next door.  All the time, so long as they're awake and the sun is down, they're arguing and screaming at each other.

Dylan: JayJay ate the last cup noodle!
Dad: All the cunt does is fucking eat!
JayJay: Because I'm a big cunt!

Dad: Do you hear me, ya dumb cunt!? 
JayJay: Yes dad!
Dad: Stop fucking eating!  Get out of the fucking kitchen!

Dad: Fuck off get out of my house ya dumb cunt!
JayJay: What did I do?
Dad: Fuck off ya faggot, fuck off.
JayJay: What did I do?
Dad: Fuck off ya dumb cunt!
Dad: Who do you think you are, ya dumb cunt!?
Dad: Get out of my house
Dad: Get out of my house!
Dad: Get out of my house ya fucking faggot.

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Lately Dylan has taken to yelling "Everyone!  Hey everyone!" as if his audience is larger than the three other people in the house.
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Well, dad's losing his shit over there.

Quote by dad:
Fuck you Brooke!
Why the fuck did you put it in there?
aaaaaugh!
Fuck you, Brooke!
I just fucking bought that!
<Brooke is crying>
FUCK!
<smacking sound>
<more Brooke screaming>
Fucking asshole. 
I just fucking bought that!
You know what?  Fuck off!  <muffled> or just fuck off!
<muffled> yous cunts all fucking day!
Go away, Brooke!

later, dad's walking through the back yard with what looks like a couch cushion in his hand, a cigarette in his mouth. 

Quote by dad:
Aw fuck, my fucking shiiiirt!

Fucking Brooke!  I'll fucking kill you!
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This post was edited on 2013-10-13, 14:54 by NFG.
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I don't know where JayJay has been hanging out but dad's trying to convince him that they, whoever they are, have called the cops.

Quote by dad:
(Talking to 'auntie'):
I tell the cunt
and I tell the cunt
and I tell that fucking cunt
'don't fucking go to their weird house'
and now they've called the cops.

(talking to JayJay):
What are you going to do when they come here?  Are you going to tell them!?
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This post was edited on 2013-11-16, 22:42 by NFG.
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JayJay: PISS OFF!!
JayJay: PISS OFF!!
JayJay: PISS OFF!!
JayJay: PISS OFF!!
JayJay: PISS OFF!!

<sound of crashing>

Dad: What a fucking dog you are.  Look at the mess you made.

JayJay: I'm sorry!

Dad: What a fucking dog..

JayJay: I'll clean it!

Dad: What a fucking dog.

JayJay: I'll clean it!

Dad: What a fucking dog.


And now JayJay has been kicked out of the house again.
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This morning dad was, I think, taking Dylan to school.  JayJay was pretty intent on having a conversation while dad was trying to leave, and like every other conversation they've ever had, it involved a lot of yelling and swearing.

Finally dad managed to get into the car, but not before calling JayJay a fucking black dog.  JayJay responded, just as dad's out of earshot:

Quote by JayJay:
White man <something something>.  Get the fuck out of my house!

And then this happened...

Auntie, who has been staying next door a lot more recently, is pretty clearly dad's sister.  She's just as shrill with a voice as likely to crack into the higher octaves while she talks or yells, and she repeats things three times too:

JayJay: <mumble mumble>
Auntie: Aww shut the fuck up JayJay, I just woke up, I don't want to hear it!
JayJay: <mumble mumble>
Auntie: Aww shut the fuck up JayJay, I just woke up, I don't want to hear it!
JayJay: <mumble mumble>
Auntie: Shut up JayJay, I just woke up!
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Dylan yells "Over fucking eighteen!" and then, in a voice so shrill I think it upset a few dogs, "Do you get it!?"

And then, for good measure, he tells JayJay "because you're a fucking dog!"
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Quote by Dad:
Keep swearing!  Keep swearing, and you're next!

<mumble> all three of you pricks.

1. The yelling still goes on, every night, for hours.  Every night.  Can you imagine that?  Screaming and hurling abuse at your whole family for hours?

2. Their kitchen window is half missing.  I don't know what happened to it, but it's not a whole pane of glass anymore.

3. This morning JayJay was accused of stealing a hundred bucks from dad.  "Well, Dylan says he didn't take it, so where is it!?"  Because yeah, Dylan never lies.
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Quote by Dad:
how can you sit there and talk about your father like that?  I've never seen such a disrepectful motherfucker in my entire life.  This is your last warning, cunt.  Keep talking about me, ya cunt.  Don't tell me what to do, ya cunt!  Fuck off, JayJay!

Rage-screaming dad crashes and bangs and thunders through the house, while JayJay maintains his innocence.  "I'm not talking about you! I'm sorry!  I'm not talking about you!  I'm sorry dad!"

Now JayJay is on the lawn sounding very much like the mature party in a conversation with Dad who's only offering snarly responses I can't hear.
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It's dinner time next door and Brooke is not going along with the plan.  I've been ignoring the medium-grade firefight between Auntie and Brooke but Auntie just stood by the back door and yelled "Smack a bum there, dad!"

Dad half-heartedly mumbled something mean, then Auntie again:

"I've had enough of this fucking shit!  That's naughty, Brooke!"

Now dad's yelling "Bring her here!  Bring her here!"

Auntie: You gonna stop being naughty, Brooke!?

Sound of smacking.

Brooke is yelling "Fuck you!  Fuck you!"

Auntie: Naughty girl!

It's not getting better over there.
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9:30pm.  JayJay's complaining to dad.

Quote by JayJay:
I just went for another ride, and the cunts are sitting there laughing at me!  I've got it on video!  I didn't even say anything.  They're laughing at me, dad!

I'M NOT TALKING SHIT!

They're sitting up the corner up there.

Dad!

Dad's decided he's not going up there.
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Dad is angry tonight.

Quote by Dad:
Knock it off, or I'll smash you in the fucking mouth, cunt!

Quote by Dad:
I've never seen a cunt like you, man.  Have  a fucking look at yourself, mate.  You fat cunt!

And JayJay's delightful reply:

Quote by JayJay:
Fat FUCK! 

Fat FUCK!

Fat CUNT!
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Quote by Dad:
I'll call the cops on you.  Get out of my house!

You wanna be a cheeky fucker to me, I'll be a motherfucker to you.

You're not showering here, cunt!

I'll make your fucking life hell, cunt!

You wanna be a cheeky cunt, fucking swearing at me!

Better move!

Fucking cheeky fucking dog.

Fucking cheeky cunt going, mate.

You know what?  Game over buddy.  I'm gonna smack your fucking mouth.  I'm sick of your fucking shit.

I'm not gonna stop all day, buddy.  Fuck off!

<something about sleeping on dad's bed>

<something something> before I kill you, cunt!
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So JayJay's starting to despair, dad's badgering him (I can't hear what he's saying) but JayJay is quite upset and loud.

Quote by Dad:
Go away!

I don't want to hit you!

No dad, I don't want to hit you!

Go away!

I'll respect you! 

Just leave me alone!

Stop!

Cue some banging and dad's screaming and bellowing again.  The door is closed so I can't hear what's being said.

Now dad's screaming, JayJay is (not for the first time today, and it's only 10am) being encouraged to vacate the premises.

"Don't you ever, EVER, walk into my house again."
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I just saw Dylan peeing on the side of his house.  Now Brooke is screaming, throwing her stuffed animal at the wet spot, and kicking it with her foot.

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Dad and JayJay just came out of the house, dad's swearing and cursing, JayJay is saying "I'm not getting on the roof!" and dad keeps saying "Don't get on the roof!"

Quote by Dad:
I've got no word for you, aye.  I've got no word for you.
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