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RayRay's back.  She's wearing fancy sunglasses and looks pretty good.  Near as I can tell she's brought her baby to visit, along with what appears to be grandma. 

JayJay is storming around the yard, raging at the grandma, accusing her of stirring JayJay up.  Grandma (whose voice sounds a lot like it has been run through a ditch filled with gravel)  doesn't seem to be saying anything at all to JayJay.

So JayJay kicked the clothes dryer, upended a basket full of clothespins, demanded some respect, and then locked the whole family out of the house. 

Quote by JayJay:
Fuck you, you white cunt.  Fuck you!

Dylan was apparently inside, and after some cajoling, opened the back door for dad.  Simultaneously the front door slammed open, and while dad was storming through the house demanding

Quote by Dad:
Bring the cunt here!  I'm sick of the way this cunt speaks to me!

JayJay was making his hasty departure out the front.

Now JayJay's very upset with dad.  "Do it!  Fucking do it!"

Quote by Dad:
Stop fucking swearing at me you cunt!  Stupid mother fucker!

There's a lot of growling from dad, I can't make it out.  I think he's keeping it a little subdued for the baby or grandma or whatever. 

Quote by JayJay:
I'll fucking smack your face in, ya dog!
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Quote by Dad:
Why do you keep fucking doing this, you scummy cunt?  Who's got the ipod?  Get in the fucking car!  I want the ipod back!  Move!  Move!  You're coming!  IT IS YOUR GODDAMN FAULT!  Fuck you JayJay!  You know what?  I'll smash the fuck out of you. I'll smash you!  I'll give you arguing!  I'll give you <something something> you scummy cunt!  I want the ipod back motherfucker, or I'll go all fucking day!  I'll call the fucking police!

It just goes on and on.

Quote by Dad:
I'm not going to rest until I get that fucking ipod.  I'm not going to leave you alone until I've got it in my fucking hand.  Nah buddy you're coming.  Move.  Move!  I don't give a fuck!  Move!

A few seconds later my other neighbor's dog is going crazy around the back, so I go have a look.  JayJay has hopped a few fences and is running from yard to yard, as if he's trying to get somewhere specific in a big hurry.  I'm not sure if dad left in the car or not, I can't see it from here.  I heard the doors open and shut a few times, I didn't hear it leave, but it's not too noisy.

Ah, good times.
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I just watched JayJay break into his own house, through the shattered kitchen window.  There are still large chunks of glass in the frame, and it takes him a long time to wiggle through because there's no clearance between his spine and the glass.

[Image: http://nfgworld.com/grafx/throwaway/JayJay.jpg]
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I can hear JayJay out on the street in front of his house, yelling at someone who doesn't appear to be yelling back.

Quote by JayJay:
I don't give a shit!  What's your problem with me?  Fuck off!  I want my fucking ipod back!  Give me back my fucking ipod!

Well, I guess he knows where it is.

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JayJay just came into the house.  "Dad!  They want to talk to you!"

Dad's -not- interested.
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This post was edited on 2014-02-06, 21:55 by NFG.
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Quote by Dad:
No!  I don't give a shit!  You're not fucking cooking in this house, mate.  You're not fucking cooking here.  Get out of my house.  You're not eating dinner here tonight.  GET OUT!  You've ruined these fucking eggs!

JayJay says "It was an accident!"

Quote by Dad:
You know what?  Everything you do is a fucking accident.

You stole my spaghetti!  But you still cooked up eight fucking eggs, mate.  That's why I hate the cunt.

It was an accident.  It was an accident.
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This post was edited on 2014-02-06, 22:27 by NFG.
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Quote by dad:
Keep talking at me the way you do mate I'll knock you to the fucking ground.  Don't swear at me you little cunt!

Quote by JayJay:
I didn't call you F-anything, dad.  I didn't call you a fuck face!  It was a joke, dad.  It was a joke!

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JayJay is getting quite a bit more assertive over there.  I think he's realized that the rest of the family is not treating him with any amount of respect, and he's less hesitant to respond in kind.
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Earlier today, dad had kicked JayJay out again.  JayJay was outside, trying to talk dad into letting him back in the house. 

Quote by Dad:
No!  You can't throw cornflakes at me and expect to be let back in the house!

Indeed.


Lately JayJay has been singing.  A lot.  Over and over and over, I hear this:

Quote by JayJay:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeoooeeeoooo eee ohm bom ba aaaay
in the jungle, the mighty jungle, EEEEOMBOMBAWAY

Sometimes with a clear voice, sometimes just screaming it out.  Every 20 repeats or so dad yells SHUT UP JAYJAY.


Yesterday JayJay was Bruce Lee.  Imagine for a moment a getting-fat mid-teen running around shirtless in the yard, making whip-fast bruce lee noises, but moving slowly and randomly.  After thirty seconds of this he looked suddenly confused, and went back inside.  From time to time I hear more Bruce Lee noises, and I giggle.


A couple of days ago JayJay was getting yelled at, again, for eating all the food.

Quote by Dad:
I BUY THE CUNT FOR ME, NOT FOR YOUR FUCKING HOLE!

Quote by JayJay:
you're a fat fuck!  Just like your mother!

You think you're fucking better than me!  Well YOU'RE NOOOOOOOT!!

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Quote by JayJay:
BOOWAKAH!  BOOWAKAAAaahhh!

BOOWAKAH!  BOOWAKAAAaahhh!
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I do not know what is up with the bathroom next door, but it seems that dad hates it when anyone else uses it.  Every day he's bellowing at someone to get out of the bathroom. 

Just now dad was raging at JayJay to get out of the bathroom, right now!  JayJay wasn't finished, and was demanding dad close the door and he'll be quick.  Dad wasn't impressed.

Dad's response was sort of odd.  "It's my fucking door!" followed by a bit more arguing and then "You know what?  Get out!"   As if that wasn't the point already.

JayJay had the final word.

Quote by JayJay:
Or I'll fucking kill you!

Now he's yelling at Dylan.

Quote by Dad:
How dare you take half a fucking hour in my shower!
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JayJay and Dylan were playing, and JayJay did something without realizing whatever he'd broken was Dylan's.  JayJay was immediately apologetic, but Dylan went screaming straight to dad and of course JayJay was kicked out of the house after some screaming.

Now, dad says some really mean shit to JayJay, he's more or less antagonistic and mean all the time, but tonight he said something new:

Quote by Dad:
Get out of my house, druggo.

Druggo?  JayJay didn't seem to believe it any more than I did.

Quote by JayJay:
I ain't a drunk druggo like you!  Look at yourself cunt!  I ain't no druggo you cunt!  <something right foot><something left foot>  Crippled cunt!

Huh.
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Quote by Dad:
Get out of my house you scum.

Quote by JayJay:
I'll come back for you.  Your time will come aye.

Dad's in the house mocking him.

Quote by Dad:
huhuhuhuh!  huhuhuhuh!
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Earlier today:

Quote by JayJay:
You're a fucking pussy.  You're a pussy, dad.  Hey dad.  Dad, you're a vagina, dad.  You're a vagina.

Just now:

<CRASH!>  

JayJay runs across the yard, behind the shed, to the trampoline where I assume he's primed to flee over the fence.

Quote by Dad:
little fucking faggot, fucing faggot cunt, eh, you fucking faggot cunt.  Get out of the yard you fucking faggot.

Quote by JayJay:
FUCK OFF YOU WHITE CUNT! 

Motherfucker want to fuck with me!
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JayJay's in the back yard. 

Quote by JayJay:
GRRRRRROOOOOA!   

GAAAAOOOOOOHHHH!! 

You want to spit in my face you fucking cunt, come out here!  The cunt spit in my face!

So...  It's OK if it happens outside in the back yard?
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Dylan is dad's favourite, and he plays this against JayJay all the time, creating imaginary offenses to get JayJay in trouble.

Just now Dylan had gotten JayJay in trouble for some sort of transgression regarding a bicycle.  JayJay was cursing and yelling at Dylan for blaming him unnecessarily, and dad just FLEW out the door and into the yard and bellowed at JayJay.

Quote by Dad:
Who the fuck do you think you are, swearing like that?  who do you fucking think you are you cunt?  Who the fuck do you think you are? 

Get out of my driveway!  Get the fuck out of my yard now!

JayJay was instantly in tears, you could hear the shock in his voice, at being called out for talking like dad does.

Now Dylan's in the back yard, wailing like he's been given an hour to live.  No one is letting him inside.  He's banging a piece of gravel against the kitchen window, just screaming in utter despair, I can't make out the words.  Every once in a while I hear "Mmuuuummyyy" or "daaaddyyyy".   

Brooke is helping by slamming the screen door from time to time.

Ah, Dylan wants to use the computer.  "JayyyJayyyy...  You said three <sniff> hooours... I've been waaaaaainting that looo-hoooo-hoooong.  I wanna go on the compu-hoo-hooo-taah."
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This post was edited on 2014-03-14, 17:54 by NFG.
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Brooke has discovered that no one likes her poop, and so she's pooping in the back yard, and from what I can hear, on Dylan. 

I just...  Really?

Today dad's tirade included the following:

Quote by Dad:
Get the fuck out or I'll call the cops on you, ya fuckhead.   You fucking cockhead!  Get the fuck out of my house!   Get out of my house or I'll fucking burn you with hot water, mate.  Get out of my fucking house or I'll call the cops!  Fucking scummy cunt!  Why don't you fuck off to your mother's!
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This happened a couple of days ago, I wrote it down and forgot about it, sorry.

JayJay picked up a long branch.

Quote by Dad:
what's that gonna do?  what's that gonna do?  what's that gonna do?  Cunt?  What's that gonna do fuckface?

Quote by JayJay:
You can't get away with   this, dad.  You fucking dog.  You bark all the time you fucking cunt.  For nothing.

Well, at least they're talking, I guess.
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