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Subject: The fun never stops!
Last night my neighbors gave me a very sweet gift, a really thoughtful item that, when it gets hot again in the summer, I can put to good use.

It's an electric floor fan.

It's kind of broken, but I know it's a gift of love.

Because they threw it over my goddamned fence.

[Image: /grafx/photos/Neighborly Love.jpg]

Along with some sort of plastic paddle, a plastic ball, a melted and half-finished freeze-pop, and a CD of some sort.
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I should mention that, a few days later, the fan and 3/4 of the remaining detritus donated so lovingly by my neighbors was removed.  I don't know where it went, I can only hope that the parents - between yelling about random or incomprehensible shit - have yelled at their kids to go and get it all.

So, yay?  A spark of civility, a modicum of responsibility?

Or maybe they just saw me taking a picture of it and thought "shit, we could get in trouble."

They're screaming now, have been on and off all night, but sadly I can't hear them through the closed windows.
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Tonight's drama: more screaming I couldn't make out.  I heard the word cunt at least three times before I opened the window, just in time to hear "Don't fucking slap me, I'm not a dog!" from dad.
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I mowed the lawn today, and here's what I found:

1 DVD (I forget the name, but it had "High" in the title.
2 CDRs: V for Vendetta, and a mix music disc.
1 toy car
1 golf club
1 yellow bouncy ball
2 tennis balls (one green, one purple)
1 freeze-pop (melted)
1 lighter (purple)
1 empty pack of cigarettes (LongBeach brand)
1 grasshopper

To be clear, I'm not sure the last one is the fault of my neighbors...  And the cigs and lighter are from a different set of neighbors.
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They've been going at it all night, lots of screaming and a little banging.  I managed to catch the tail end of one exchange:

dad: Piss off, JayJay!
JJ: Fuck you, mutha fuckaaaa!
JJ: mutha fuckaaaa!
JJ: mutha fuckaaaa!
JJ: MUTHA FUCKAAAAAAA!!
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Muriatic acid for swimming pool treatment is diluted hydrochloric acid. However, the concentration is sufficient to react to zinc metal, commonly found in many coin currencies (although not Australian change.) Zn + HCl produces combustible hydrogen gas and poisonous hydrogen sulfide gas. It would be uncommon (but not implausible) for your neighbors to have accidentally knocked a pile of coins into their pool chemicals and to have accidentally turned their home into a fatal gas chamber.

So, do they have a pool?
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I have no idea what's going on tonight.  It's nearly 12:30 in the morning and mom's going insane.  An endless scream of "fuck you!" and "fuck off!" and a bunch of unintelligible screaming at someone who either doesn't respond or who I cannot hear.  The door's slamming occasionally, and all goes quiet for a while, then it starts up again.

I think she just yelled "you don't own it!" but I'm not sure why.  It kind of sounds as if she's kicking someone out of the house, but I can't tell who...  Could be anyone, really, dad and JayJay both get kicked out a lot.
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JayJay's yelling again.  "I'm sooorry!  <someone>'s gonna hurt mee, I'm sorrryyy..."

followed a while later "When I get home I'm gonna smack <someone> in the head!"
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This post was edited on 2008-09-07, 19:27 by NFG.
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I heard this exchange just now:

Dad: <Yelling at JayJay>
JayJay: It's just a fucking dog for fuck's sake, he didn't have to fucking yell at me.  How would you like it if it was your dog <cut off by dad yelling>
Dad: Fuck off JayJay!

a few seconds later dad comes storming out of the house.  "Fuck off JayJay!  You can fucking walk to school!"

JayJay: Fuck you, you fucking cunt! 

Then he throws something that makes a loud breaking sound.  Cue more screaming from dad who's in the car and I can't hear him well.

...I wonder what happened to the dog?
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Tonight's drama:

Mom: GET OUT!  GET OUTTA MY FACKING HAAUSE!
Dad: I'll be back!  I'll be back!  I'll be fucking back!
Dad: <something JayJay> My fucking son!  <something something> always sticking up for him!

They're so odd, silent all night and suddenly it's the end of the world.  The only word I can hear, usually, is "fuck".   

So they're screaming when I go to bed, and the instant I wake up this morning they're screaming again.  Some choice snippets:

Mom: GET OUT!  GET OUT!  GET OUT!

...

Dad: Dammit JayJay, the cops will pick you up, they'll arrest you!
Dad: They don't care what you say, they'll arrest you!

later, in a voice that sounds as if he's been crying:

Dad: Aw fuck!  Please don't!
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So this morning there's more yelling, as usual.  I'm not exaggerating at all when I say that if they're home, they're yelling.  It NEVER stops.

Today JayJay was being a shit disturber as always.  I dunno what was up, specifically, but after being warned by his mom (who was outside hanging laundry) he immediately made RayRay scream and yell "mmoooooom!!!" at which point mom charged back into the house, and JayJay erupted out the side door.  He ran into the back yard and hopped the fence into my yard, mom screaming after him "Yeah you'd better fucking run!  Fucking wait till you get home!" etc.

After sitting in my yard picking what I assume were thorns from his bare feet, he went out my gate again.  As is usual, the thought of closing the gate behind him never entered his mind....  But here he is oozing past the garbage cans I placed to keep him from easily getting in and out.

[Image: /grafx/JayJay-Intruder.jpg]

At least he doesn't steal the bins like he stole the rope I used to close the fence last time.

Bonus Fact: I had just come out of the shower when all this went down.  It's one thing, I reckon, to sneakily take pics of people in your yard.  It's quite another to do it NAKED.
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This post was edited on 2008-09-28, 11:31 by NFG.
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Dad: It's history, it's finished, it's ov-ah, I'm gone, I'm outta here, it's finished.
Mom, meanwhile is making a hooting sound.  Hoot!  Hoot!  Hoot!

Turns out she was saying "rude".  "You're a rude man.  Rude!  Rude!  Rude!"

I wonder if dad's really leaving.  It's the first time I've ever heard him squeal the tires on the way out.

[Update] Nope, of course not.  He was back, and bitching 'cause mom didn't come out to say 'see ya' as he left for work (or wherever).  "Every other day you come out and say 'see ya' to me, but not today.  Whine whine whinge.  You don't even have the decency.  You don't even have the decency."

He repeats EVERYTHING.
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This post was edited on 2008-10-01, 14:18 by NFG.
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They were screaming as I left for Canberra, they were screaming when I got back.   

This morning was interesting.  They appear to be going on a camping trip, but it's not going well.  Mom's been screaming at JayJay to get ready and go, dad's been yelling at JayJay you're not going now!  You don't deserve to go camping.  I heard mom tell JayJay to fuck off and die after JayJay was complaining that she hurt him somehow...

Then I heard this gem of an exchange:

RayRay: You're not my father anymore!
Dad: You don't deserve a father!
RayRay (crying): I don't want my father now...
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This post was edited on 2008-10-11, 18:07 by NFG.
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This morning, JayJay's beating on the car window as dad drives away.

"Dad!  Don't go!  I promise I'll be good!  I'll be fucking good, I proooomise!  Daaad don't goooo!  I'll be nice to mom!  I'll be nice to mooooom DAAAAD!"

Dad drives off and JayJay turns to RayRay and says "You fucking cunt, shut the fuck up."
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JayJay's got a real rage problem.  Dad was going out just now and JayJay was livid that he wasn't allowed to come.  He screeeeamed at dad, and when dad drove away saying out the window "this is why i don't take you anywhere" JayJay started picking up and throwing things in the driveway.

Little Dylan, the 'can only say fuck' kid, was emulating JayJay and throwing stuff around as well.

Suddenly dad drives back into the driveway, hurling obscenities at JayJay and chasing him into the backyard.  JayJay, whose mental faculties and complete lack of understanding of consequence had the presence of mind to flee like a motherfucker.

Dad and mom get into a screaming match (actually it was only dad, I couldn't hear mom) and he swore he'd had enough, and he was leaving for the day, and not coming back tonight (it's 3:30pm currently).

So dad's gone (again) and JayJay is cursing under his breath.  Someone is picking up all the trash he threw around the yard a few minutes ago, I think it's RayRay.


They're definitely getting worse.

Dad: Fuck off you little dickhead.
Dad: I'll fucking kill you in a minute
Dad throws stick at JayJay who's hiding behind the car
Dad: (to mom) Give me that stick back, I'll wrap it around his fucking head!
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