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JayJay's definitely getting worse.  He's out there SCREAMING about a guy named <ashcroft?>, and smashing things in his own yard.  In typical idiot style he's bellowing about how this Ashcroft guy, who doesn't appear to be anywhere near him, better not touch him or his dad "will come right in your house and fuck you up, you fucking cunt!"

All I can hear from JayJay is "Fuck you you fucking cunt" followed by the sound of smashing things.  He's just FREAKING OUT, screaming at the top of his lungs, smashing stuff, and swearing.  "You touch me and I'll hit you with this fucking stick" and "You just fucking wait until my fucking dad comes fucking home, he'll fuck you up, fucking hell he will" etc etc.

Mom's just inside bellowing once in a while, RayRay occasionally tries to shut JayJay up, but is (perhaps wisely) staying out of it for the most part.

I really need to get a microphone.  You can never really believe it until you hear it.
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I mowed the lawn today, and as usual discovered a series of gifts lobbed over my fence by the ferals next door:

[Image: /grafx/NeighborHaul.jpg]

  • Coke can
  • 2 lighters
  • Motorola CD
  • Spring from their trampoline
  • Picture frame

Oh yeah, the trampoline: someone's cut a massive rectangle into the thing, but that doesn't stop the idiots from jumping on it.  They're still bouncing merrily away, just not in the centre.  They'll jump around it, across it and even with two at a time they somehow manage not to shoot through and shatter their little feral bones.
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This family is just unbelievable.  Three things to report today:

1. Today I heard the neighbors yelling (not JayJay's family, but my other, much better behaved neighbor).  I ran to the window to see JayJay running from a corner of their yard, out the gate and jump over the fence.  From where he was in their yard, there was simply nothing he could have been doing but peeking through the window.  The fence is too high to climb in this corner, and there's nothing else in the yard but a small gap between house and fence.  So they chase JayJay out of the yard, and confront his parents.  Mom's screaming at dad to control the kid, dad's yelling at JayJay (who had run out of sight from me but apparently didn't run very far) and then things got weird.  Mom, in full-on nice mode, is apologizing to my other neighbors, while dad starts FREAKING OUT at them 'cause they said something he may have misunderstood.  "Machete!?" screams dad.  "What the fuck?  I'll come after YOU with a machete!  Rant rant comes after a kid with a machete rave rave curse spit" while the neighbor, still righteously upset, is yelling back "What are you talking about ...  I said ...  machete?  What the fuck!" etc.  No idea what he said, but wow.  What a reaction.

No more than a minute later Dad's fucked off in the car again and JayJay's sitting in the yard playing with the dog.  It's no surprise he never learns, there are absolutely no consequences for his actions.

2. JayJay's on the roof again.  Mom yells at him to get down, and he does...  For about 30 seconds.  Next time I look he's up there again, just clomping around (not even trying to be sneaky, why bother?)  Mom yells at him again, but can't be bothered to actually come outside to do it.  A few minutes later JayJay, a friend of his AND little Dylan are all up on the roof clomping around while mom yells at them to get down.

A few minutes later JayJay's calling his mom a slut, whore, and cunt.

3. A few days ago I noticed a massive hole had appeared in their trampoline.  I assume it was CUT into it, 'cause I can't really imagine how any accidental tear would result in a 3-sided rectangle.  There's a large flap dangling under the trampoline now, about 50cm long and 30cm wide.  The kids didn't stop jumping on it tho, I watched them jumping around and across the hole...  And today I found they'd put a mattress on the tramp so they could keep using it more safely:

[Image: /grafx/photos/trambopoline.jpg]

Recognize that fan?  It was their gift to me a few weeks back.  The day after they applied this mattress, it poured rain and I imagine it's completely disgusting now.
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So, fantastic new neighbor news!  They're out there yelling like maniacs again, and here's what I've learned:

  • Dad's name is also Jason
  • Mom's pregnant again, which if delivered would be kid #4.
  • Mom just hit dad with a broom, dad's out there sitting in the car, trying to get his kids to bring out his stuff, screaming with rage about how mom "cracked me with the broom for FUCK ALL!  I DIDN'T DO FUCK ALL!"  I've never heard him yell so loud.
  • Mom's screaming at dad how she can't believe he hit a pregnant woman.  He's denying it.

Mom's yelling at him, about how he's just gonna fuck off in the car again, that's all he's good for, fucking women and then fucking off in the car, he's just a poofter, that's all he's good for, fucking off in the car <repeat>

just now, dad's spitting "DID FUCKING NOT!  DID FUCKING NOT!  What a lying cunt, what a fucking lying cunt."  This in response to some half-heard comments from the kids who are inside the house.

dad: "I want my stuff!  I'm not leaving until I get it!  I don't care what she does, I want my stuff!  I want my watch!" 

RayRay: Mom said 'he can't have his stuff, tell him to fuck off, it's my fucking house'
Dad: Tell her I'm gonna sit out here all day, and anyone comes I'm gonna fuck 'em off.  Tell her I'm gonna fuck off everyone who comes here all day!"

What does that even mean?
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Subject: Drug dealers?
I'm convinced they're dealing drugs next door.  The clues are starting to pile up:

  • People arrive, stand by the door for 60 seconds, then leave again.
  • Another neighbor, in a yelling match, accused mom of sitting around smoking dope all the time.
  • Doped-out sounds coming from the house

It's the first clue that makes me think so the most.  A car full of young men arrives, one guy gets out and walks to the side door of the house, and leaves a minute later.  Yesterday a car arrived with a very young boy hanging out the window while dad does the same thing as the last car: 60 seconds at the door and leaving again.  And a few days ago we were out for a walk and say a woman pushing a baby carriage.  My first thought was that she looked like an addict, with a kind of frantic focus to her movements.  Sure enough, she stops at my neighbors' place, they all watch us and wait for us to pass by, and then she leaves as soon as we round the corner.


This morning Dad was chasing JayJay with a broom.  "You trying to start some shit?  You trying to start some shit?"  "I'll fucking break your legs, you [something] cunt."

Charming.
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Another visitor just now, shy looking big man in a red shirt getting out of a white station wagon.  Same deal: Goes inside for about 60 seconds then leaves.
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So the saga goes on and on!

The other day I was picking up some stuff for work at the Goodna Special School, and who should pull in behind me but the dad from next door.  I was a bit surprised 'cause none of their kids seemed to be retarded to me.  I puzzled over it for a few days until I ran into a staff member from the school.  I asked them if they knew the guy in the big orange car.  Oh, did she ever.  "That dirty, rotten man" she spat. 

Turns out JayJay goes to the special school, not because he's retarded (this person says he's actually really smart) but because he's totally unmanagable.  They've actually had to grab him by both arms and throw him from the classroom, and hold his head to keep him from getting back in while waiting for security to remove him.

He knows all about growing marijuana, and freaks out, getting noisy and violent when someone dares suggest it's not legal to do it. 

He knows how to tell when his mom is with a client, so can avoid entering the house.  That's right, dear readers, mom's a prostitute.  A massive, vicious mean ol' bitch with tits down to her knees, servicing clients in the house next to mine.

Outside right now mom and dad are screaming bloody murder at each other, and he's just fucked off with at least one of the kids after screaming 'Get in, get in now!  Get in here, get in!  Get in!" a half dozen times.

I love it here.  =D

Update:  Dad's back, screaming and wailing "She just fucking stole off me!" over and over, interspersed with what seems like anguished cries and slamming doors.  Mom's just telling him to "fack off, fack off and get off my yaaahd" etc.  Dad's yelling "Never again!  Never again!" so loud it's echoing back to us. 

Dad: You wanna go for it?  You wanna go for it?
Mom:  aaaheeeehhhhhh
Dad: Fack off, ya cant!
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This post was edited on 2008-12-06, 21:58 by NFG.
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My neighbors seem to be aware that it's Christmas.  They've got friends and/or family over, and they've been sitting in the carport all day chattering and yelling and cursing and screaming.  While there's slightly more laughter than usual, it's difficult to tell most of the time if they're screaming angrily or happily.  It doesn't matter much to me if you're yelling at your kids in fun or in anger, it still sounds the same when you're yelling at your kids.

They'll be carrying on happily and suddenly someone's cursing and squealing their tires...  then they're apparently happy again until someone's telling someone else to STFU.  It's bizarre.
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I don't know exactly what they're tlaking about, but mom was screaming at dad this morning "And you wonder why I fuck around, you wonder why I fuck around on you.  Now you know!  Now you know why I fuck other men."

Damn, WHY?  I don't know!  Can you back up a notch, repeat the bit I missed?

Mom's threatening to leave, while dad is threatening to leave first.

Not sure what it's about now, but they both want the other to stick it up their own ass.  "No, you!"
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So this morning I notice they're yelling the instant I wake up.  That's about normal.

Dad, the king of saying everything three times, is telling mom "I heard you the first time.  You don't need to repeat it.  I heard you the first time.  I heard you the first time."  It's comedy gold.

Mom's saying "You're never there for u s, you don't care about your children, you fuck right off." and from behind her, inside the house, I hear a meek child's voice (Dylan I think) say "yeah!"
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Today's drama's great.

Mom (to dad): You wonder why I drink.  You wonder why I drink.  I drink because of you.  That's why I drink.

Mom (to dad): No one likes you, you're fucking cheeky.

The screaming went on for about 10 minutes before that point.  The first I noticed it was when dad burst out of the house calling out "Oh here we go again.  Here we go again."  Mom was going off about how he couldn't do <muffled> in her house, and if he wanted to do that he couldn't just live there, he'd have to leave...  She told him to go tell 'her' that.  Go tell her that.  Go tell her that.

Apparently mom also hates dad's family.  Sure wish I could understand the thick, outback australian accent when it's being screamed, half the words are just unintelligible.


It's still going on.  Mome's getting much louder, accusing dad of something.  "Where is it?  Where is it?" and dad's screaming back "I don't know!"  More muffled screaming and then mom tells dad "You're taking me down there in the car.  You're taking me down there."  Seconds later, "You're running me and the kids down there right fucking now."

Dad, of course, is outraged.  "Who else am I running down?  Who else am I running down?  Who else am I running down?"  Seriously, he says everything three times.
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This post was edited on 2009-02-03, 08:02 by NFG.
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This story is rather amusing however a little ridiculous Love the artworks you have made with the gifts from "The Ferals Next Door" very lovely :)
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Dammit, forgot to hit SUBMIT on an update from this morning.  Let's see if I can remember...

Mom was screaming at JayJay, get back in the shower!  Get back in there or I'll fucking kill you! and JayJay was screaming as if his feet were in a blender.

Dad was in the car yelling at mom, mom was telling him to fuck right off, as usual.  There were some really choice words being exchanged, something along the lines of mom telling dad that she didn't give a fuck anymore (Dad I don't fucking care either!) and that she's gonna fucking leave and he can fucking stay and deal with the dog and 'these three (kids/freaks), see how he likes it' etc.

Oh yeah, and mom says that it's all dad's fault, 'cause he lets the kids get away with it.

And tonight they're all happy sounds and children playing.

They're like noisy, hyper-violent goldfish.

With Tourettes.
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Mom's going off this morning.

"You're all fucked in the fucking head!  Get fucked, and go fuck yourself!"

It's classic literature, brought to life.

Then "Get the fuck out of my fucking yard!"

And after dad's driving away, she's yelling at him "Get the fuck out of the middle of the fucking road, I'll call the fucking cops on you ya facking caaant!  Fack off, ya facking caaaant!"

Now she's inside yelling at the kids.
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I really don't know what's going on over there, but mom's got Bonnie Tyler's "Turn Around" cranked up, dad's screaming to someone to 'facking move ya facking cant!' and JayJay's outside yelling "are you a lady?  are you a laaady?  ARE YOU A LAAADYYY!?!?" and following it up with, in a lower but still screaming voice, "No, I'm a maaaan!"

I have no fucking idea.


Dad yelling at mom from the back yard (She's in the house): I fucking spit in that shit I gave you.  I'm glad I spit in it.  I'm glad I spit in it.  I'm glad I spit in it.

Mom, yelling back: I don't like you anymore!


Ice cream truck announces its presence.  JayJay seems convinced that his entire life is all about this particular delivery, and he's FREAKING OUT.
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This post was edited on 2009-02-21, 12:46 by NFG.
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