Shortly afterwards I heard him banging on the outside door. "Let me in! Fuck you dad!" and dad shouted back "How's fuck off sound?" That repeated a few times: JayJay would scream and day would reply "How's fuck off sound?"
JayJay was threatening to tear the door down, and dad dared him to do it. This repeated a few times too.
Then I spotted JayJay out on his front yard, wearing naught but a bath towel. No wonder he wanted in so bad. He and dad were trading insults "Fuck you dad, you fucking pooftah" and dad would reply in kind. This went on a few times, until I started to wonder if this was just how they showed affection for each other, until dad snapped and told JayJay to "fuck off, ya cunt! Fuck off! Get the fuck out of here, cunt!"
And of course it had the extra hilarious accent: fack aff, ya cant!
It's so good to be back.