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Pretty much every day dad's out there yelling at people to get off his shed (see this post) and today's no exception.

Quote by Dad:
Dylaaaan!!  Get off me shed!  It's fucking brokennn!!

The little visits to my back yard are becoming more frequent and annoying, and they use the shed to get over into my yard more easily.  If the shed collapses, so much the better. 

So I think I'll start leaving candy up there.  =)
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You know how, when you pick up something really heavy or flex your muscles like mad and you give a huge, guttural HNGNGNGNG!!!! sound?

That's what JayJay's dad has been doing once or twice an hour all night.

Total silence, then RAGE! HGNGNGNG!!! 

Then silence again.
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Quote by Dad:
SHUT UP RACHAEL!  Don't tell me what to do, you fucking cunt!  I'll hit you in the mouth!

Cue some shrill and gutteral ranting back and forth I couldn't quite hear, later followed by

Quote by Dad:
Why do you whinge so much!?  You can see I'm fucking busy, can't you?  Why do you whinge so fucking much?
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Dad really loses out when JayJay and RayRay gang up against him.  Hearing him bellow about cunts while the kids just laugh at him is pretty embarassing for everyone.

But, as usual, it's JayJay who loses out.  "I don't give a fuck mate, I'm sick of you fucking swearing at me all the time!" screameth dad.  "Get out of my fucking house JayJay!  Get out of my house!"

And, as is routine, JayJay wails plaintively "I didn't doo anythiiiing.  Daaaad!  I'm sooorrryy!!!"  Then he smashes the door and throws things at the walls and screams about how much he hates this fucking place.


One weird thing about JayJay is, when he laughs, it always sounds forced.  He never sounds like he's actually laughing so much as he's imitating the sound of laughter.  "ha!  ha!  ha!"
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One weird thing about JayJay is, when he laughs, it always sounds forced.  He never sounds like he's actually laughing so much as he's imitating the sound of laughter.  "ha!  ha!  ha!"

Mental bell ringing alert. When children seem to be going through the motions of laughter without actually experiencing mirth or humor, it's occasionally cause to evaluate some sort of mental condition. Specifically, children who fall anywhere on the spectrum of autism tend to break out into laughter or tears when it seems socially called for, and not they actually appear to feel anything. Similarly, children with Down's syndrome will laugh at completely inappropriate times without any sort of stimulus at all, like during a funeral or something.

Obviously, I'm not a child psychologist and I'm not in a position to observe JayJay for diagnostic purposes. But your description is enough to give me pause.
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Oh, there's no question JayJay's got some mental development issues, but they're not severe.  It's his environment that makes them seem so, he's not getting any kind of support at home, so he'll never overcome any of his challenges.

The laughter issue though may be overstated.  This forced laughter always comes during arguments, as if he's trying to prove how little he's bothered by the family's antagonism, or egg them on.  I can't say for sure he's incapable of natural-sounding laughter when he's not in a screaming fight with someone.
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Yesterday I heard dad, yelling as usual:

"Shut your dirty mouth cunt, there's a baby in here, you don't want her to hear you swear!"
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It's the most remarkable thing.  They yell and carry on all day.  I'm home all day with the plague, and I cannot recall them being quiet for ten consecutive minutes.

Dad just bellows and curses and gnashes all day,  usually at JayJay, but occasionally with extra rage at Dylan.

Remarkable.
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Short update today.  It's winter in Australia and we keep the windows closed so we don't hear the neighbors as often.  They're not silent by any means, oh no.

JayJay's locked out again, begging to be let in, 'cause it's cold and raining.

Dad: Just fucking chill out, ya cunt!
JayJay: Yes dad....
Dad: Fucking seven days a weeeeek!!

I imagine dad saying that last line with a Ren face, just seething with his veins popping.

[Image: http://nfgworld.com/grafx/throwaway/ren.gif]
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This post was edited on 2012-06-27, 11:19 by NFG.
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Double update today!

RayRay: Daaad!  JayJay called me a slut!
Dad: Rargh rumble mumble fucking hell mumble goddammit!
RayRay: Well I fucking hope I AM pregnant!

This can only end well.
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A few days ago RayRay was screaming "I'm keeping the baby!" which I can only hope was preceded by "Papa don't preach."

I don't think she's actually pregnant, she's stopped talking about it.


Things are changing over there.  JayJay's getting older, bigger, stronger.  His voice is deeper, when he bangs on the door and screams daaaaad fucking let me in you fucking idiot maggot cunt there's a real adult threat behind it that was never there before.  And I fear for the walls in that house, he's gonna knock the whole place down one of these days.

And dad's really not coping well.  He's always acting the child, egging JayJay on, calling him names, telling him he's stupid, and JayJay just hassles dad ceaselessly.  It's a spiral which doesn't show any signs of getting better.
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Hrm, it's only 4:30 in the afternoon, too early for JayJay to be locked out again, surely?

But there he is, banging on away.  "Rachael!  Open the fucking dooooooor!"

I really wish they'd use the back door where I can see them, instead of the side door which is behind trees.
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Ealier today than last time, it's 13:39 and JayJay's locked out again, but perhaps not successfully. 

Dad: Fuck off JayJay, you retard.  <fiddles with screen door>
JayJay: Daad, I'm sorrry!
Dad: <grumble fidget> You wrecked the fucking door I can't even lock the cunt!
JayJay: HAH HAH!!!
Dad: <mockingly> Hah hah <grumble fidget>

Dad stomps back into the house.
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Dad just burst out of nowhere with "Get the fuck out of my house cunt get the fuck oooout!" with a voice so tense and furious even his word balloons had popping veins and clenched teeth.

JayJay, for whatever reason, decided "I'm telling mom!  I'll tell mom!" was an appropriate response, even though I haven't seen or heard from his mother in, like, two years.  Not sure how that's going to work out for him...
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A couple of nights ago, after several hours of the usual chaos next door, I hear dad bellow:

Quote by dad:
Respect me, cunt! Or you're going down!

I laughed so hard.


This evening it was the same thing, hour after hour of kids who communicate at full volume and who delight in tormenting the others.  JayJay, RayRay and Dad were going full tilt for hours and finally dad screams "Why are you fucking yelling all the time!?"

Self awareness factor: zero.
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