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I really wish I could get a better grasp of exactly what goes on in that house.  Normally by the time I can hear anything the insanity that led to the outburst is over, and all I get is the punchline.

Tonight JayJay was just out of his mind with despair and rage, screaming himself hoarse and banging on (I assume) the walls and doors in the house.

Quote by JayJay:
Daaaaaaaaaaaad!  Turn it oooofffffffff!!

Daaaaaaaaaad!

Turn it ooooooooooofff!

Fuck yoooooou!  Turn it ooooooofff!!!

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

Fuck you!  Fuck you Dylan!

Turn it oooooooooooooff!

This went on for a few minutes, and then dad just got into the car and drove away.

I can't imagine what was driving JayJay so insane while it was on.  The TV?  A YouTube video of internet cats?  Or maybe it was a powered up microwave with the protective screen removed and Dylan was chasing JayJay around the house with it?

I have no idea, but none of these things would surprise me.
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For the last couple of days JayJay's been yelling with such despair that I'm starting to think they've tied him up, sometimes he's cheerfully being batshit like normal, sometimes he just howls like it's all he can do.

And tonight he's making noises that sound sort of like he's been sedated and a potato stuffed in his mouth.  Ooooowooooah.  Aaaahooooowww.   Raaaagh.

I can't see what's going on.  It's not a large house, but most of the lights are off all the time (at least, the windows I can see from my house).  So I know he's not in the kitchen sink, beyond that I don't really have any clues to work on.

Aaaooooooowaaaoooogh.
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JayJay's up on the roof of his house, not doing anything in particular, just clomping around.

Dad bellows at him every once in a while Get off JayJay! but nothing else is being done.
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JayJay is going off tonight, it's just insane over there.  He's screaming and crashing and then silent for a while then yelling and dad's yelling at him and Dylan's getting yelled at and it just goes on and on and on.

I heard a snippet of conversation, where dad says "Get off it.  If I have to call the police, they'll <somethingsomething>".

What a way to live.
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For the last few hours JayJay's been making a nuisance of himself, clamoring around on the roof, swinging from the clothes line, slamming doors and gates, etc.  Dad's been chasing him off with varying levels of success, at one point screaming at him to get the fuck out of the house, then get the fuck out of the yard, and finally bellowing at him to get the fuck out of my yard where he'd sought refuge.

Finally a few minutes ago JayJay and Dad were yelling back and forth, JayJay putting forth the more eloquent rebuttals with incoherent screaming followed by fuck yoooooou!

Dad then gets in the car and prepares to leave.  JayJay realizes the situation he's put himself in, and switches from fuck you to dad?  daaaad!?

And dad replies, repeating the same thing three times in that time honoured way he does, "Fucking starve you <something> cunt.  Fucking starve you <something> cunt.  Fucking starve you <something> cunt."
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The roof is JayJay's new sanctuary.  He climbs up onto the carport, and dad yells at him get the fuck oooooff! and JayJay says meekly "yes dad..." and steps onto the roof of the house.

Dylan calls JayJay out, and dad bellows at him to get off the roof.

JayJay just sits there, until he hears the door open, when he looks around for dad.  Dad looks up onto the roof and yells at him to get down, but there's no way JayJay's coming down before dad goes away.

So dad retrieves the laundry from the clothesline, and they trade insults and grief for a while, dad saying "I don't give two shits for you no more, you know that?  I don't give two shits for you no more" and JayJay's making mocking noises and waving his hands around.

Ten minutes later he's still up there, calmly surveying the road in front of the house.

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Every once in a while dad comes out and threatens to get a gun, or throw something at him, or climb up on the roof, but none of these things appear to be coming true.  JayJay meanwhile is standing up and looking around in a panicky fashion, just waiting for things to escalate.

He's fingering the back yard, which is odd, 'cause there's no one in it.


UPDATE

Dad was telling him to stay up there.  "Stay there.  Watch this, watch this."  But by the time he got the hose together, JayJay had dropped off the front of the house (I guess?) and bolted down the street.  I saw him go, he wasn't slow about it.

Dad doesn't realize JayJay's gone, and is hosing off the roof.  =D
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JayJay was singing loudly just now:

Quote by JayJay:
We're on the way
to my highway
to he-ell...
Off we go oh!

I don't even.
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Someone's in trouble.

Quote by Dad:
Just watch!  You screwed it up, motherfucker.  You're going to bed early.  You're going to bed early!

A few moments of silence.

Quote by Dad:
Fuuck ooooff!!

Don't be a weird cunt, mate!
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JayJay's been locked out again.  He's making some quiet, talking-volume attempts to get dad to let him back in. 

"Let me in dad, I want to go to bed."
"Fuck off JayJay!  <muffled>"
"I'm not fucking yelling!" JayJay yells.
"It's twelve o'clock in the fucking evening!" says dad.

It's not even 11.

He's back inside now, and the yelling continues.
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JayJay's on the roof again, and dad's in the backyard throwing anything he can find at him.  "Get down cunt!"

It's pretty funny.

"Fucking geddown, cunt!" 
"I am getting down!"

"Get down!"
"OK I'm coming!"

But there's a distinct difference between what JayJay says he's doing and what he is actually doing.  Dad just ran into the house as if he's got a plan.  JayJay's still up there, at the apex of the roof.  "Dad?  I'm coming.  ...Dad?  I'm getting down!"

But he's just crouching down as low as he can, looking around a little worriedly now.

Two minutes have gone by.  Dad's still inside, JayJay's head is on a high-speed swivel.  Dad shouts "Get down!" and JayJay maintains "I'm coming down!"

"Get down!"
"I am down! ....You threw a rock at me."  A statement of fact, he doesn't seem surprised or upset about it.


JayJay must have worked out a way to get down from the front of the house.  I thought maybe he couldn't because it's a couple of meters higher than the back (and he normally gets onto the roof from the side, climbing the carport to get there).  But he disappeared over the front where I couldn't see, and a few moments later dad shouts at him, without seeming too concerned about it, "Fuck off JayJay, get out of my house..."
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Dad's yelling at JayJay non stop.  I can't type 'em up as fast as he's shouting them out.

Shut the fuck up, JayJay!
You fucking piss me off all the time.
Eat eat eat eat!
Like a fucking animal, mate.
Get out of my hoooooooooooouse!

JayJay, for his part, sounds rational enough but I'm reasonably sure what he considers calm, normal behaviour fails to take into account the desires of anyone else.  Ever. 

Dad's yelling non stop.

Fuck ooooooooooofff!!
Fuck ooooooooooofff!!

A few minutes of quiet, and dad's delivering ultimatums.

Piss off to bed, or get out of my house!
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This post was edited on 2012-10-28, 21:58 by NFG.
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Dad bellowing first thing this morning:  Aw fucking hell!

Not sure why, exactly, but he's the sole adult in a house with 4 kids.   He's probablygot reasons.  ;)
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Dad's yelling again.

Quote by Dad:
Get out of my house.

Get.  Out.  Of.  My.  Hoooouse.

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOOOOOUSE!

Get the fuck out of my house, cunt.

Get out of my fucking door.

Pretty sure it's JayJay getting the ultimatum, but at times I can hear every kid yelling abuse so I'm not really sure.  That little girl is sooooo cuuuuute when she's yelling fuck!  fuck!  fuck! at the squabbling older members of the family.  ;)
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I don't think I could live next to them as long as you have.
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