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Specifically, one chick and her phone.
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Member since May 2011 · 2485 posts · Location: Brisbane
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Subject: Fat chicks and cellphones
So I was heading into Woolies and I saw this woman, this very large woman, talking to someone on her mobile phone.  She had it resting on her stomach as she walked (A convenient shelf skinny folk just don't understand, I'm sure) and she had it on speaker phone.  Or at least I hoped it was speakerphone, not cameraphone, 'cause the other caller would be looking some some massive fat nostrils...

And I thought to myself What the sweet fuck made you think it would be a good idea to have this horrible conversation played so loud everyone in the parking lot can hear it?  Are you just showing off, with your fancy new phone's speaker function?  Do you think it's cool?  Are you retarded!?

You stupid fat cow, show some fucking decorum.
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Haha, I think that seeing that would plunge my already bleak opinion of Fat people into a much darker place. Competing on the biggest loser should be compulsory after the 150Kg mark.
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No, we should just set them to work in giant wheels, to power our cities. They get the exercise, we reduce emissions, everybody wins!
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Member since Oct 2007 · 30 posts · Location: Canberra
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Or make a tax. I can't believe her phone didn't slide off, thats wrong.
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I'm going to be a monumental ass for a moment and assume that we're making all the proper allowances for hyperthyroidism, gigantism, equinus, plantar fasciitis, and any other uncontrollable condition which might result in apparent obesity. I'll likewise assume that we're correctly judging those who are indolent and lazy and deserving of scorn, rather than those who might be suffering or otherwise at some disadvantage that is better served by our sympathy and understanding.

Yeesh. That the woman in question was using a speaker phone in a public place is certainly annoying enough. That she was fat isn't relevant, and doesn't exactly earn you the high ground in this particular bit of observational comedy.

Sorry, had a bad experience with a rude movie audience today. You guys get to experience the collateral damage.
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Yeah, I honestly don't care that she was fat.  I'm not skinny, as anyone will confirm.

But she was rude and stupid, and for that she gets the collateral damage.  =)
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There's actually a very very small minority of fat people who have genetic conditions leading to being overweight.

And personally I reckon that if you do have those (not all obviously, some are very hard to get around), then you just need to work harder.

I'm a bitch, I know.
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