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Member since Sep 2007 · 176 posts · Location: Kobe, Japan
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Subject: Internet Spam/scam
I got this yesterday, basicaly ROFLd for a good few minutes after reading it.
Dearest in the Lord,
 
PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.
 
I am Sister Tina Williams from Bahrain. I am married to Dr. Daniel Williams who worked with Bahrain embassy in cote d'ivoire for nine years before he died in the year 2004.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both born again Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late husband was alive hedeposited the sum of (7.5Million U.S. Dollars)with one of the Security Company here  in Cote D Ivorie.Presently, this money is still with the security company. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem.Though what disturbs me most is my stroke Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to church or better still a christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in.
 
I want a church that will use this to fund churches, orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bossom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.
 
I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my healthbecause of the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Security company in ivory coast.I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the original- beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian.
 
Who ever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth.Please always be prayerful all through your life. any delay in your reply will give me room in searching for a church or christian individual for this same purpose.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.

 
Hoping to hearing from you.
Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.
Yours in Christ.
 Sister Tina Williams
“Be conservative in what you do; be liberal in what you accept from others.” J. Postel
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Member since May 2011 · 2485 posts · Location: Brisbane
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Lol.

I hope to see some poor sucker in the news, shocked that a fellow christian would defraud him in this way.  Shocked!
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At risk of appearing bigoted, I hate it when non-native English speakers think they're skilled enough to produce persuasive writing. And what's sad is, when our civilization falls it'll be the spam e-mails that survive as examples of our day-to-day correspondence.
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Member since May 2011 · 2485 posts · Location: Brisbane
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I got spam.  Here are the important bits, trimmed from the filler.

Quote by Prinvess Vera Dawa:
My name is Princess Vera Dawa
my late father was the king of Bobo Land
I am a princess to him as his daughter
I am a female as stated  by our tradition in the town. Now.
i do not want my father
to be exposed
i advise you to help me
I am ready to pay
you will strongly have absolute control
100% risk free

I swear this sounds like the plot from the sexiest fucking Mario Bros game.  I'd play this!  I'd play this a LOT.

[Image: /grafx/throwaway/PrincessDawa.png]

The full boring text is here...
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This post was edited on 2009-07-30, 17:14 by NFG.
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Member since Apr 2009 · 59 posts · Location: Bendigo
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Oh god; what's the release date on that game!!! :P
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