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Member since Apr 2009 · 59 posts · Location: Bendigo
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I found myself asking why I was awake before 8 on a morning where I don't have work...
Was it to walk my gf to the bus stop? Was it so I could realise I'd have to buy food for breakfast?

No, evidently it was so my life could be made a million times better by the story of NFG's Woollies exploits.
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User title: I can haz cheezburgrz?
Member since Aug 2009 · 23 posts · Location: Samford, QLD, Australia
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Quote by Jaybes on 2010-01-10, 20:03:
The rise of txt messages and leetspeak

/_3375/*34/<   1'5/\/7   7}{3    <4(_)53.     '/0(_)   571/_/_   /\/33/>    70   83    48/_3   70   5/*3/_/_   1/=    '/0(_)/2    (_)51/\/9    /*/20/*3/2    /_337   :D
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Member since May 2011 · 2484 posts · Location: Brisbane
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Quote by The Bunny:
1'5/\/7
I think you mean 15/\/'7.
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Subject: LIAR!
 - well you state that Katie says she has her licence.Sorry,, learner licence. She doesn't? She went once & fail ; so who lied you or Katherine.
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- woah. Way to make me look DUMB! ( - no comment please )

Firstly. You told me a story about the guy with the laptop. So while we were on the topic, I thought Id enquire about my new laptop, (yes, from harvey normal) because once upon a time I would be able to walk around with it unplugged & now it wont start without being plugged in. Who, really sits there and experiments? That's why I have insurance, or something. They can fix it. I just wanted to know if it was broken or not. Like, actually broken, or just retarded.

That lady ; omg.
Lady : Can I get this smaller.
Dann : sure, two twenties & a ten?
Lady : Yeap.
*dann hands over money*
Lady : no, firty tens.
Dann : Thirty tens?
Lady : Yeah.
Dann : *really confused at the fact that she gave me $50 & wants 'firty' $10 notes.*
Sooo.. I pulled out THREE ten dollar notes.

Dann : This?
Lady : Yeah.
Dann ; thats THREE. NOT THIRTY.

Ugh. People should not be aloud in Australia if they can't tell the difference between 3 and 30. Retards.

Did I mention this page con-fuzzles me. Its all mixed up. I even had to reset my password just to write a comment. Make it less con-fuzzling. Please?
 & thanks for giving me a Woolworths symbol. Everyone now knows I'm that tard from woolworths (=

& YOU SAID YOUR CHEESE WAS A WEEK OLD!
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Member since Sep 2007 · 176 posts · Location: Kobe, Japan
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This is more entertaining than day time TV!!
“Be conservative in what you do; be liberal in what you accept from others.” J. Postel
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Member since May 2011 · 2484 posts · Location: Brisbane
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My cheese WAS a week old!  Or maybe two, I forget.  In any case you sold me bad cheese and I appreciate your customer service skills.

BTW, what do you think of people who can't spell?  Should they be 'aloud' in Australia?

And how, seriously how, can this place be confusing?  Your browser has cookies, it remembers who you are.  You forget your password and it's somehow MY fault?

It's a forum, right?  Like any other forum it works thusly:  You log in, you read stuff, you post stuff.  Please point out to me where the confusing part is and I'll happily sort you out.  <3
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Please point out to me where the confusing part is and I'll happily sort you out.  <3
It might be the bit where she has to press all the little plastic thingies with the lines and squiggles on. Bless her <3
"...either stop and think or fuck right off" (TheOutrider)
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Member since Aug 2009 · 23 posts · Location: Samford, QLD, Australia
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I'm just waiting until we finally get to hear about Nueff Geh getting with one of these girls...with Zumi's approval of course..everyone knows you're whipped lol
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- if your cheese was a week old that's not our fault (: your meant to properly seal as; as in a tag thing up top or put it into a container. & it's homebrand. Probably is made with mold. - but as you said it could be blue cheese ; so you probably got a sweet ass deal there ; but noo someone wanted his money back.


Yes ; these swiggles do confuse me. But trying to find the stories ; I went thru every title except the Australia one. Took forever. Can't you just put on the main page -woolworths girls- cause I'm sure this is starting to be your most popular page & conversations (: & the password thing ; I was using darrens laptop not mine. So it wasn't saved. & I tried all my regular ones but I failed. So I have some weird one till I change it. 

Haha I spelt it wrong ; shows how tired I was. I meant 'allowed'. I was so tired I even left my lights on after college & flattened my battery. There's another epic story if you want it. Just follow me around ; you'll get plenty.

If you were to get with one of these girls ; which one would it be? Most have boyfriends. & very young. But I'll be sure to read that story to.
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Member since May 2011 · 2484 posts · Location: Brisbane
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We buy your shitty cheese all the time, and it's normally not quite entirely unbearable.  This batch went bad within days, I'm reasonably sure no magical clip would have prevented it.  You think maybe we left it in the yard or something?  YOU SELL BAD CHEESE!  >_<

Here's a hint for you: there's a button on the main page that tells you how many unread threads there are.  Click it.  It'll list everything you haven't read, newest first.  Guess what's at the top of that list?  Oh, right, the Woolies girls thread.  You gots ta be more curious, click on more things.

You know what I'm not gonna do?  I'm not gonna tell you girls about my deranged, old-man fantasies involving the checkout chicks and large vials of extra virgin oil from aisle nine.  (It's kind of depressing that those same fantasies would have been totally acceptable when I was 20.  <sigh>)
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Member since Apr 2009 · 59 posts · Location: Bendigo
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Quote by Dann.:
Just follow me around ; you'll get plenty.



Just felt this one needed to be highlighted...
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- of course you'd highlight that. Geez. Totally taken OUT of proportion.
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- go to coles! I'm sure they would sell AWESOME cheese for you! See if I care! ):  ( seeing as I work at woolworths; at this point I should say something bad about coles..) BUT THERE CHEESE MIGHT BE PURPLE.
I gave you your refund tho. & a bag ( & to all those who shop at woolworths; express is bag free; I swear we have none at all )

I don't go exploring anymore. I usually break things that way. Things magically implode on me..* do not highlight*
Talking about imploding ; I ate too much sushi. I feel like I'm going to explode. In 5..4..3.... I use to hate rice ; & now I look forward to college so I can buy awesome as sushi while on a 3.5 hour gap between classes. But it took me half an hour to eat my sushi; still 3 hours to waste. Helllo starburst(L) I have people sitting behind me speaking who-knows-what-language. Sounds like "fudhrbfjf shahehdbd djdjd tibbleeys fkjdksn fjdjj!!!" at a hundred miles an hour. Which brings us back to the point; if you live in Australia; speak Australian! Gah.
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Member since Aug 2009 · 23 posts · Location: Samford, QLD, Australia
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Quote by Dann.:
if you live in Australia; speak Australian! Gah.

Pray tell...how do i speak Australian? Is it somehow different to English through some magically whimsical way?

I'm ashamed to be Australian....thank God for the invention of dual passports! I'm off to Europe!
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