I get into line at the Express counter, and there are three girls working. One sees me and ducks behind her monitor, so I go to the next available one, The girl who ducks stands up, sees me in the other line, and shouts "You traitor!" Cue some back and forth banter where I told this other girl how terrible the girl who hid is, and how she's a disgrace to the uniform.
After paying for my groceries I walk past her, and she says "I can't believe you cheated on me. You cheated on me!"
"Yeah," I says. "And it was awesome."
"You're not my favourite customer anymore!"
"You mean I used to be!?"
"Er, no, but now you're definitely not!"
Last time I was in there the guy at the deli gave me a free hat, after I abused him about the quality of his sliced turkey meat.
I love woolies. =D