She was standing there, and mentioned how she was working so hard tonight. "Yeah," I said, "you're really keeping that part of the floor warm, keep it up."
And she says "Speaking of keeping things warm, I need to pee."
I looked at her all quizzical like, and she says "you know, the toilet seat, warming it up?"
I replied "yeah, I didn't make that connection since I don't often sit to pee." And this started a conversation on how she could best stand and pee and the contortions she'd go through. She was gyrating and posing for effect, and I said "don't get me wrong, I have no interest in watching you pee, but I REALLY want to watch you pee."
It got worse from there.
I didn't get to watch, but the report indicates she needs to work on her aim.