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Member since May 2011 · 2485 posts · Location: Brisbane
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Subject: People are getting dumber.
I swear, people are getting dumber all the time.  If anyone you know ever asks what the harm is in letting people get away with mediocrity, you smack 'em in the face and tell 'em to start aiming higher, or we'll end up in a world filled with shit like this:

Quote by Car Dealer Sign:
Experience the experience.
What the hell kind of literary failure is that?

Quote by TV ad for air fresheners:
Inspired by plants running water.
What does that even mean?

Quote by TV ad hyping up Queensland:
I love the weather, I love the timezone
Love the timezone!?  What the fuck, people!
BLEARGH
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Member since May 2009 · 5 posts · Location: Cairns
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Ladies and gentlemen, that is failure.
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Member since Sep 2007 · 176 posts · Location: Kobe, Japan
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Give BRONDO to your plants!
Its what plants crave!
BRONDO!! the thirst MUTILATOR!!

Idiocracy..More likely than you think!
“Be conservative in what you do; be liberal in what you accept from others.” J. Postel
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Member since May 2009 · 5 posts · Location: Cairns
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So I was in English today, and we're studying poetry. Oh the joy. -.-

Anyway, the teacher asks a couple of people what they think poetry is, and one guy that I can't remember the name of, says,
"A descriptive way of describing a thought."

Such a wide vocabulary, don't you think?
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Dont tell me about dumb... grr.

I was at a hairdressing salon, getting my hair dones, as you do, and this guy came in to get his hair cut. Anyway we were talkin about his job of driving the Ralph girls around in his car. (im sure many of you are jealous! lol) The my hairdresser asks him what sorta car he drives em in? He says a Jeep... His hairdresser says, ur gunna love this,
   
"What's a jeep?"


I was like ffs, as if you dont know what a Jeep is! Dumb blonde bloody bimbo! seriously, if you dont know what a jeep is your a moron.

GRRR!!! Dumb biatch!
All evil must be seen, heard and spoken for it to be evil.
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Member since Sep 2007 · 176 posts · Location: Kobe, Japan
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Quote by London Times:
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. Declined even further when schools were required

to get parental  consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a
student; but could  not inform parents when a student became pregnant and
wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses   and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the
burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.  Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers:  I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.  If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and just do nothing.
“Be conservative in what you do; be liberal in what you accept from others.” J. Postel
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Member since Nov 2007 · 14 posts · Location: Brisbane, Australia
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A lady walked into my place of employment (Music Makers in Beenleigh) the other day and asked how much a piece of jewelry might be worth that she had. I suggested she try the jewelry shop next door, as we are in the related, though subtly different, business of selling musical equipment. And when I say subtle, I mean keyboards and guitars hanging off the walls and drumkits at eye level kind of subtle.
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Yes, I more or less registered just to post this.

And yes, I realise that this is a good year's worth of bumpin'
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