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Author name (Administrator) 2009-06-25, 10:00 #1
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Subject: Journalism in Australia
This article over on news.com.au seems to be a bit of a fluff piece.  They've taken one single premise - Wallabies hop into poppy fields, eat the poppies and get high, then create 'crop circles' hopping around in circles - and turned it into a 190-word article.

Check this shit out:

Wallabies get high in poppy fields, make crop circles

Wallabies breaking into poppy fields
Getting high and hopping round in circles
Creating "crop circles" as they hop

WALLABIES are breaking into Tasmania's poppy fields and getting high.

drugged out wallabies had been found hopping around in circles squashing the poppies, creating the formations

The wallabies are increasingly entering the fields and eating the poppy heads,

That causes them to get high and run around in circles creating "crop circles".

we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles,"

We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."
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