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Subject: Attention Girlz: It's OK to play games now!
Thanks to the UK Resistance we now know that Sony, ever the leading edge of the gaming revolution, has made it safe for girlz (note the Z) to play games.  No more sneaking out at night to smoke ... have sex ...  play games: the PSP now comes in PURPLE.

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And just in case the girlz Sony's targeting with this ad don't know what to play, it comes with a copy of Hannah Montana.

Well shit, now I wanna get one too!
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This post was edited on 2009-08-05, 22:25 by NFG.
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They're not very girly hands.
All the girls pictured are laughing.
Two girls making eye contact with the player i.e. staring.
Girl 2 looks like she's just turned from girl 1 to look towards player in mid-giggle.
Girl 1's index finger is post-point, suggesting she has just shared a joke with girl 4.
Player is somewhat withdrawn from the rest of the scene.
It's a suspiciously Twilight Princess screenshot.

Nope, this is still a group of girls laughing at a boy playing games, except this time he's playing a horsey love game on his girly handheld.

And that was before I clicked through and read the UKR comments.
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OMG i want one! i have my DS but this is AWESOME!!

Listen to this!! My boyfriends mum plays tomb raider and final fantasy!
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Ah, see as a girl my brain only responds to the colour pink. I guess that's why I don't enjoy video games normally.

Oh wait, that's total BULLSHIT..... whoops

Seriously.... why don't they just come out with a whole range of colours, like yellow, blue, green or red? Why does it always have to be pink?
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They already have a range of colours including blue and red, silver, black, white, red, green, yellow.


Remember tho, as a girl you're only interested in pink.  Stop trying to be something you ain't.  Go and get your purple PSP and thrill to the new Hannah Montana game:

Quote by Sony:
Design and star in the show in the new Hannah Montana: Rock Out The Show video game. Travel to seven amazing locations around the world and customize your concerts. Design each performance including stage sets, song lists, and performers. Create a custom show in each city you visit and rock the stage for your fans!

  • Seven amazing locations (seven!)
  • Customize your concerts!
  • Design each performance (stage sets!  Song lists!  Performers!)
  • Create a custom show!
    • In!
    • Each!
    • City!
  • Rock the stage!

Geez, how are you not wet for this?


It gets better!

Each limited edition Hannah Montana PSP system includes!
  • Hannah Montana UMD™ Movie- Featuring 3 episodes from the hit TV series
  • PSP® vinyl stickers for customization

WTF, vinyl stickers!  How can I possibly purchase this fast enough to satisfy the cravings I have?  If you don't want to mate with this system right now you're defective as a person.  Vinyl stickers, man!

I need to be alone now.  With Miley.  And our purple stickers of love.


It just keeps getting better.  Check out the reviews on Sony's site:

I played this played this game my friends sister has it it's not a fun game but what sony should do is make a Hannah Montana game that has her fighting the other disney people like a disney-kombat
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This post was edited 2 times, last on 2009-08-06, 15:37 by NFG.
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