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Subject: Boobs in Video Games
To hear some people talk about it, video games are a haven of debauchery, pornography and violence run rampant.  The truth is sex in games, mainstream games at least, is really impossibly rare.  I went looking, and even starting with old, well-known cases of titillation, there just wasn't much to be found.

I had originally planned to do a boob-a-day feature, except that I couldn't get enough content for a full year...  So I thought about a weekly boob, and still couldn't fill a whole year.

In this thread, I'll list the boobs I did find.  There's not much, but it's quality.  =)

Special thanks to Crono, who has the rather admirable ability to find boobs as if he were a bloodhound on the scent of dinner.  =)

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/1-StormLord2g.gif] [Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/1-StormLord2.gif]
Stormlord - Sega Genesis & Amiga

Stormlord was an Amiga game ported to Sega's Genesis, but Sega's rules saw the background fairies censored a little bit.  The title page was similarly changed to protect young eyes (And no doubt to keep Sega out of court and on Walmart's shelves).

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/001-StormLord.png]
Stormlord - Amiga

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/001-StormLord2.png]
Stormlord - Sega Genesis
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Subject: Rings of Power - Genesis
Back in the 16-bit days every game for release on a console had to pass a stringent quality inspection. Everything was scrutinized before being allowed to enter production, presumably to prevent things just like this. Naughty Dog was a developer that managed to sneak a topless chick past Sega's quality control team. The MegaDrive / Genesis game Rings of Power would, if you punched in a code during the startup logo, show the Naughty Dog girl without her shirt.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/010-NaughtyDog.png]
Rings of Power - Genesis
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Subject: Samurai Shodown 3
SNK's Samurai Shodown series was always a graphical stunner, but with #3 they really pulled out the stops.  The character Kubikiri Basara had a tragic backstory, and was haunted - even after a win - by the beautiful but ghostly image of his dead wife.

And, occasionally, she was naked. 

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/016-Basara.png]
Samurai Shodown 3 - Neo Geo

I mentioned the tragedy of Kubikiri Basara before.
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Subject: Castlevania: Lots of boobs here
There are a lot of boobs in Castlevania games.  Right from the early days too: the Haunted Castle arcade game had some nipples in it:

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/026-HauntedCastle.png]

It was a trend that continued throughout the series, though in some cases you'd have to be peering pretty close to notice it.  Here's another Castlevania harpy, though I have forgotten which game I found it in:

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/035-CV-harpy.png]

Sometimes they were very small, like this Venus Weed.  This one's from Symphony of the Night too, but there were many appearances throughout the series:

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/021-CVBlueVenusWeed.png]

Here's one from the PC Engine classic Dracula X: Rondo of Blood:

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/PCERondoOfBlood.png]

Konami liked their statues.  You can get away with a lot when your mammaries are petrified, it seems. 

I ask you, seriously, what's going on with this one from the arcade game?

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/CV-statue.png]

And for the ultimate fan service, this shot of the succubus from Symphony of the Night is hard to beat:

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/040-CVSuccubus.jpg]
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I found some blue boobs over on Bogleech's Video Game Bestiary.  I dunno how I missed these Nastar pixel mammaries in my previous searches.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/046-Nastar.png]
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Subject: Allumer's Blandia
Blandia is an arcade game you've never heard of, made by Allumer, a company you've never heard of.  If it didn't have boobs on the title screen, I'd likely have never mentioned it.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/002-Blandia.png]
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Subject: Atlus' Groove on Fight
It's not quite full-on boobage, but there's a little bit of underboob in Groove on Fight from Atlus. 

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/006-GrooveOnFight.png]

That's Solis R8000, she's from the future or something whatever who cares?  This is a rare instance of an almost-mainstream game company (Atlus) putting nipples in a game.  Well, areolae at least. 

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/006-GrooveOnFight-2.png]

That just doesn't happen very often.  Sideboob, underboob, smooth-boob, sure.  But with points on 'em?  Very unusual.
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Subject: Psikyo's Gunbird
This is Yuan Nang from Gunbird, seen here in the opening animation.  The original is quite a bit better animated than my half-ass animation shown here. 

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/007-Gunbird.gif]

It's not unusual to see a little boobwobble in games.  The original was quite a bit less blatant than this, but when it comes to this sort of thing we might as well get straight to the point, right?  So, I disclaim: this image has been edited, removed from its context, and is now fairly puerile.
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Here's one you'll be hard pressed to find on your own.  For whatever reason I played through the entirety of Astyanax one day, and right there in one of the very last levels, was this enemy.  When you defeated her she'd cover her bits as her top fell completely off.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/036-Astyanax1b.gif]

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/036-Astyanax1a.png]
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Nudity in games isn't new, but as far as commercial releases go, Custer's Revenge - an unlicensed release for Atari's 2600 console - might claim the lowest resolution breasts ever seen.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/023-CustersRevenge.gif]

Custer: "Gentlemen, you are the bravest squadron of men it has ever been this southerner's privilege to serve with. And you will need that bravery today, as your orders are to remove my pants and underpants. I will then attempt to force sex on an Indian girl under heavy enemy fire. Are there any questions?"

Custer's military advisor: "Yes, general. Several."

(Quote from: Seanbaby's Custer's Revenge page.)
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While the boobs in Stormlord were censored, there are some to be found on Sega's Genesis, in the old but enjoyable platformer Mystic Defender.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/022-MysticDefender.gif]

Though, it seems, not everyone gets the nude reveal at the end of the game.  For some reason, and it's not clear why, she's wearing a pink dress sometimes.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/022-MysticDefender2.png]

(I totally swiped all these images from the above link)
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