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Subject: Best spam ever?
I got this spam today.  The title alone was awesome:

Length and Thickness will give you more power.

Heffer thought it was spam for conditioner, so I read it to make sure:

Quote by spam:
Now that you've met a girl that's hot
You wanna hump her moistened twat.

She's so attractive, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will ask for more?
You need a thing she would adore!

But how to make it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!

You'll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your rod will bang her box so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!

The formatting is the same as the original.

Bloody awesome.  POETRY from SPAM.  The world is a beautiful place.
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Member since Sep 2007 · 131 posts · Location: Canberra
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I'm still in shock over the ad I saw once telling me that there were 20 milion babes waiting for sex IN MY AREA!

COuld make for some interesting evenings in the future!
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Today I got:
Grow your men's treasure like a Jack's Bean Tree!
which is a new one on me :)

Oh and something about me telling my wife about my magic beans but them ultimately being useless.
"...either stop and think or fuck right off" (TheOutrider)
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