Clarkson takes a Lancia, for the 'rally heritage'
Hammond takes a 1963 Opel Cadet, because it has only '2 moving parts'
Bay takes an old Mercedes 230E because they're comfortable, dependable and were popular in Africa.
They cross all manner of terrain, from muddy salt flats, sandy tracks, rocky roads, rivers and places where there are no roads at all.
It's the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. Download the .torrent here!