A basketball, tennis racket, diaper, 3 empty bags of chips, seven empty tubes of skin and hair products, an axe handle, scissors, two matchbox cars, a diver toy from a fishtank, 4 odd lengths of random plastic/rubber tube, a tennis ball, 300 flyers from a bedding shop, two planks of wood, a piece of aluminum tube, some bricks, a coat hanger and - I shit you not - 7 empty lighters. And four 750ml XXXX beer bottles, and two bottles of Tooheys.
Guess who's never gonna see their tennis racket and basketball again?
Oh, and the time before this when I had someone mow the lawn for me?
I hung them on the fence thinking maybe they'd want those back, but they ended up in the grass again a few hours later.