Subject: Everything about Kinect.
Kinect is out, and there's a lot of people talking about it. I don't have one and I don't really think I can name anything I'm less likely to buy in the foreseeable future. Gaming is about control, and the Kinect doesn't seem designed to enhance that.
First, this seems sort of important. According to Brandon Sheffield (Game Developer, insert credit), Japan and Kinect aren't compatible. This probably won't help sales in Asia:
Did you know that one of the guys working no the Kinect also worked on Atari hardware and software? Now you do. (Great Atari ST history here and here)
It seems like a duh moment to me, but Kinect uses infrared illumination so it can see things in your living room. Ars is shocked to find that this means your living room is lit up by this infrared light. Seriously, Ars? This is newsworthy? What's next, the Kinect microphone can hear you talk? Golly.
Speaking of the microphone, Penny Arcade's Tycho likes the voice control.
Like any new release, there are apologists. GamaSutra's Chris Morris basically admits it sucks but says it doesn't matter. As if that makes a lick of sense. Hey Chris, I'm of the opinion that "it's good enough for now" is tantamount to admitting failure. Of course it is true that the slobbering masses will often make successes out of things that have no right to be.
Via Consumerist, someone already broke his flatscreen playing Kinect volleyball. Also via Consumerist, Kinect doesn't hate black people after all.
For you hackers out there, there's a $2000 bounty on open source Kinect drivers. And while you're hacking, here's the internals laid bare for your enjoyment, thanks to ifixit.
As for the software...
Well, by all accounts, Sonic Free Riders sucks. Rather a lot, according to Ars and every other review.
Penny Arcade's Gabe says:
First, this seems sort of important. According to Brandon Sheffield (Game Developer, insert credit), Japan and Kinect aren't compatible. This probably won't help sales in Asia:
Quote by Brandon:Just to confirm what pretty much everyone already knows, Kinect is basically not possible to use well in apartments. Large homes only.
Did you know that one of the guys working no the Kinect also worked on Atari hardware and software? Now you do. (Great Atari ST history here and here)
It seems like a duh moment to me, but Kinect uses infrared illumination so it can see things in your living room. Ars is shocked to find that this means your living room is lit up by this infrared light. Seriously, Ars? This is newsworthy? What's next, the Kinect microphone can hear you talk? Golly.
Speaking of the microphone, Penny Arcade's Tycho likes the voice control.
Quote by Tycho:It was probably worth the price to see Brenna's face grow increasingly more horrified as I grabbed an episode of a show without a remote, paused it with my voice when I left, and resumed it the same way.
Like any new release, there are apologists. GamaSutra's Chris Morris basically admits it sucks but says it doesn't matter. As if that makes a lick of sense. Hey Chris, I'm of the opinion that "it's good enough for now" is tantamount to admitting failure. Of course it is true that the slobbering masses will often make successes out of things that have no right to be.
Via Consumerist, someone already broke his flatscreen playing Kinect volleyball. Also via Consumerist, Kinect doesn't hate black people after all.
For you hackers out there, there's a $2000 bounty on open source Kinect drivers. And while you're hacking, here's the internals laid bare for your enjoyment, thanks to ifixit.
As for the software...
Well, by all accounts, Sonic Free Riders sucks. Rather a lot, according to Ars and every other review.
Penny Arcade's Gabe says:
Quote by Gabe:Of all the crap I played yesterday on the Kinect only Dance Central and Kinectimals stood out as being quality titles. The controls in Sonic Free Riders just plain don’t work. With the exception of hang gliding Real Motion Sports is a mess. Kinect Sports wants me to bowl and play ping pong in my living room for the thousandth fucking time. I’m sorry but I have jumped around in front of my TV enough now. Granted I haven’t done it on my Xbox but I’ve done it on both of my other consoles and the Kinect games just doesn’t feel any different. In fact in many cases they feel worse.
BLEARGH




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