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The boy needs a whupping
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Subject: The Guy I work with
So!

The guy I work with.  He's a maladjusted sociopath who cannot sense the moods of other people or doesn't care.  He's a conversational minefield: every time you talk to him the first thing out of his mouth is "Oh for fuck's sake!"  He hates his job, he hates his customers.  He finally got himself a girlfriend but that didn't seem to make him any happier.

We just now nearly came to blows because he was adamant that a debit/eftpos transaction was completely different from a credit card transaction from the retailer's perspective.  I maintain that both card types result in a payment into the retailer's account, so they're basically the same - for the purposes of grouping the totals on a report, at least.

He eventually won the argument by saying, and I quote, "Look, just fuck off man, it's obvious you don't know what you're talking about."

Well, one of us doesn't, that's for sure.
BLEARGH
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yep, sounds like a fckwit to me.
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There are two responses to this and I couldn't choose between them, so they're both here for your enjoy.

1) Hey man, I don't fucking work with you.

2) Punch him in his vagina, as he obviously possesses one or just is one.

Ktnx.
"...either stop and think or fuck right off" (TheOutrider)
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Why does having a vagina make you a fuckwit?
NFG (Administrator) #5
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Wouldn't you be in a far better position to answer that than Vertigo over there?  ;)
BLEARGH
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hmmm..once again i will have to agree with heffer

2) Punch him in his vagina, as he obviously possesses one or just is one.

i may not be a girl..but WTF?! O_o

(yay for wtf boxes!!)
“Be conservative in what you do; be liberal in what you accept from others.” J. Postel
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Quote by Junpei (with some help):
2) Punch him in his tiny, shrivelled, frequently abused scrotum, as he obviously possesses one or just is one.
Fixt.

Excellent use of the WTF box there, Bernardo. Well done!
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It's not a case of having a vagina making you a fuckwit. This cluster of bones and organs is ostensibly male, yet exhibits no characteristics of being anything approaching one, hence he must have a vagina because he sounds more female in character, but in the really naggy nonsensical ways. The offense is purely directed 100% at him, not women in general.
"...either stop and think or fuck right off" (TheOutrider)
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The offense is purely directed 100% at him, not women in general.
Good luck using that as a defense at your trial.
BLEARGH
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This cluster of bones and organs is ostensibly male, yet exhibits no characteristics of being anything approaching one, hence he must have a vagina because he sounds more female in character

He's been descirbed by NFG as a maladjusted sociopath who cannot sense the moods of other people or doesn't care, and a conversational minefield.
Does this sound like female characteristics? Not to me.

Why does having no penis make you female? Is having a vagina somehow worse than being without a penis?


You may now feel bad. :P
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I'm glad I don't have a vagina.  People always trying to put stuff in it...  Get lost!  It's my personal secret pocket, it's not for public use!
BLEARGH
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At least it doesn't hurt as much when you get kicked in the groin region. Plus you can wear skirts etc. They look much better without a penis inside
Junpei #13
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have you ever seen a a man in a kilt? now that's class!!!
don't take away our right to skirts!!!! :-D
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Yeah, or sarongs!
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I dunno, I don't really think kilts work on anybody that isn't also involved in a folk dance at the time ;)

And as for sarongs.... depends what the guy's like!
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