While I’m busy unpacking my 50 boxes of games I lugged from Japan to Australia and can’t be bothered to put up the endless pages of fun stuff I’ve got percolating I invite you to read YouAllBoreMe, a whiny livejournal a friend of mine has inflicted upon the world. This month he’s reviewing one MegaDrive game per day. If you can stomach the silly stuff between reviews, you’ll find gems. Gems like:
“…whatever other catchphrase cocksuckery has been used in the past…”
as well as: “So you’re Zur fighting against the Ko-Dan armada, and it is your sacred quest to blow all manner of shit up in order to impress women and get blowjobs.”
And the rather subtle “THEY’RE ALL THE SAME! SNK HATES YOU ALL! EVERY FIGHTING GAME IS A MASSIVE GREEN LOOGIE OF HATE SPAT INTO YOUR EYES”.
Read those, and later I promise I’ll have new content. Really.
[ Jul 28 2005 ]
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